International Space Station LEAK: NASA and Russia remain tight-lipped over findings

[Cow Poke]

I thought it was interesting last week when they were talking about a hole in the space station, then this...

International Space Station LEAK: NASA and Russia remain tight-lipped over findings

[rogue06]

I wish to formally and officially deny any potential rumors of some NSA boot camp trainees getting drunk on acorn ale, sneaking into a secure area and accidentally firing one of the rail guns stored there. It is all fake news. As they said the hole originated from the inside eliminating any and all possibility of roguetech labs and bait shop from being legally responsible or culpable.

[Duragizer]

Fake news. There couldn't be a hole drilled in the ISS 'cause the ISS is a hoax 'cause Man has never went into space.

[Sparko]

With all of the telemetry on the astronauts and cameras everywhere it should be easy to figure out who did this. It isn't like there are a lot of people up there.

[One Bad Pig]

I wish to formally and officially deny any potential rumors of some NSA boot camp trainees getting drunk on acorn ale, sneaking into a secure area and accidentally firing one of the rail guns stored there. It is all fake news. As they said the hole originated from the inside eliminating any and all possibility of roguetech labs and bait shop from being legally responsible or culpable.

I believe they've found the culprit:

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It was an inside job after all.

[NorrinRadd]

This is a job for... Space Force CIS!

[Leonhard]

I love that initial fix was just a bit of duct tape.

[firstfloor]

The hole is in the Soyuz apparently. Marks indicate several attempts.

[rogue06]

I love that initial fix was just a bit of duct tape.

Red Green is an astronaut?

[Cerebrum123]

I love that initial fix was just a bit of duct tape.

Apparently the stuff is universally useful.

[Cow Poke]

I love that initial fix was just a bit of duct tape.

If it's not supposed to move and it does - duct tape.
If it's supposed to move and it doesn't - WD40

And, never force it - just get a bigger hammer!

[Cow Poke]

The hole is in the Soyuz apparently. Marks indicate several attempts.

A serious response, finally!

Yeah, while the Soyuz is docked, it's considered part and parcel of "the Space Station" (first sentence below), but the hole does, indeed, appear to be in the Soyuz capsule (second sentence below), not the Space Station that stays in orbit.

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[JonathanL]

I love that initial fix was just a bit of duct tape.

I thought it was a thumb?

[JonathanL]

Apparently the stuff is universally useful.

[Sparko]

Yeah definitely done by a drill.

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