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Thread: Redneck Haiku
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March 11th 2003, 10:32 AM #1
d-dizzle fo shizzle
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Female - ChristianRedneck Haiku
From Credenda Agenda : http://www.credenda.org/issues/14-4adullam.php
Redneck Haiku
Beauty
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
Gathering
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red ManNochyu mokraya ptitsa nikogda ne letaet.
A wet bird never flies at night. -unknown [old Russian proverb]
Eudyptes: you are....as usual....100% correct
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March 11th 2003, 07:50 PM #2
Don't cross the streams,
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We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all that is, seen and unseen. We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father, God from God, light from light,true God from true God....
We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life, who proceeds from the Father,
who with the Father and the Son is worshiped and glorified, who has spoken through the prophets.
We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church.
We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins. We look for the resurrection of the dead,
and the life of the world to come. Amen.
My Creed is Nicene
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March 12th 2003, 04:21 PM #3
Tank!
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Male - Christian
Meh.
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March 15th 2003, 01:31 AM #4
Dark House
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Male - Christian (other)Simply marvelous!
"My love is nailed to the cross" - St. Ignatius the God-Bearer
“Prove your love and zeal for wisdom in actual deeds.” -- St. Callistus Xanthopoulos
I am Rob, True Poet of the True List. At least, that is what they tell me.
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March 15th 2003, 02:54 AM #5
Niten Ichi-Ryu
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Male - BuddhismRedfaced redneck cop,
Hat in dust. "Durn them Duke boys!"
Basset sympathy.It would be sufficient to have dreamed of cows, to have suffered hallucinations involving cows, or merely to have had-without prejudice-"cowish" sense data.
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March 15th 2003, 03:06 AM #6
Niten Ichi-Ryu
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Male - BuddhismIrony? Women's work
Says Earl, slyly. But his pig
Is named Ned Beatty.It would be sufficient to have dreamed of cows, to have suffered hallucinations involving cows, or merely to have had-without prejudice-"cowish" sense data.
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March 15th 2003, 01:38 PM #7
tWebber
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mine:
Finding these funny
Or hitting too close to home
Might be a redneck
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March 15th 2003, 01:39 PM #8
d-dizzle fo shizzle
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Nochyu mokraya ptitsa nikogda ne letaet.
A wet bird never flies at night. -unknown [old Russian proverb]
Eudyptes: you are....as usual....100% correct
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March 15th 2003, 05:03 PM #9
Dark House
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Male - Christian (other)Sherbear, that was too good.
Flipper, amazing as always."My love is nailed to the cross" - St. Ignatius the God-Bearer
“Prove your love and zeal for wisdom in actual deeds.” -- St. Callistus Xanthopoulos
I am Rob, True Poet of the True List. At least, that is what they tell me.
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March 15th 2003, 06:34 PM #10
the many moods of...
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Trailer park gourmet
Vienna sausage sandwich
On white Rainbow bread
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March 15th 2003, 06:42 PM #11
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His name wrote in gold
On Daddy's prized possession
Brand new bowling ball
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March 15th 2003, 06:44 PM #12
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Childhhood memories
Me hiding under the porch
With Ernie's coon dog
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March 15th 2003, 06:47 PM #13
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Last night for supper
Mama made "pasta" salad
Laugh - I thought I'd die!
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March 15th 2003, 06:56 PM #14
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Next Christmas I'll do
Hand crocheted toaster cozies
With hot-pink angels
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March 15th 2003, 06:59 PM #15
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Dale talks funny now
He went to city college
And thinks he's sooo smart
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