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    My ebay order came with a special something

    I ordered a CD from ebay the other day; it just so happened to be from a Russian ebay seller. Upon delivery, I found this fridge magnet randomly included in the package:

    putin magnet.jpg

    Am I guilty of treason?
    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.
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    Probably has a tracking chip and microphone built in. Stand next to it and say things like "Putin smells like limburger" and then watch to see if anyone shoots at you.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Zymologist View Post

      Am I guilty of treason?
      Yes!
      Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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      • #4
        Treason's Greetings!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
          I ordered a CD from ebay the other day; it just so happened to be from a Russian ebay seller. Upon delivery, I found this fridge magnet randomly included in the package:

          [ATTACH=CONFIG]33757[/ATTACH]

          Am I guilty of treason?
          You're admitting to conducting financial transactions with Rooskies, and you have to ask?
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          • #6
            I have reported this to Mueller.

            Black helicopters are on the way.

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            • #7
              They're likely after the whole of Tweb.

              You should see how many Russian accounts I ban or delete every day.



              And here ya'll thought I didn't do anything around here.


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              • #8
                Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
                I ordered a CD from ebay the other day; it just so happened to be from a Russian ebay seller. Upon delivery, I found this fridge magnet randomly included in the package:

                [ATTACH=CONFIG]33757[/ATTACH]

                Am I guilty of treason?
                It wasn't treason until you stuck it to your fridge and posted a picture of it on the internetzweb. NOW you are in YUUUUUUGE trouble!
                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                  Probably has a tracking chip and microphone built in. Stand next to it and say things like "Putin smells like limburger" and then watch to see if anyone shoots at you.
                  If you say "Putin smells like Sparko" you'll get a congressional medal of honor.. go on.. I dare you

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MankyScotsGit View Post
                    If you say "Putin smells like Sparko" you'll get a congressional medal of honor.. go on.. I dare you
                    Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MankyScotsGit View Post
                      If you say "Putin smells like Sparko" you'll get a congressional medal of honor.. go on.. I dare you
                      I just said it out loud. Nothing happened.
                      "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
                        I just said it out loud. Nothing happened.
                        He uses my cologne.

                        Bacon Grease.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                          He uses my cologne.

                          Bacon Grease.
                          Eau de graisse de bacon. For manly men.

                          I'm always still in trouble again

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                            Eau de graisse de bacon. For manly men.
                            My old nemesis Jack Sparrow uses Old Spice. Not nearly as good as Bacon Grease. He seems a little light in the loafers to me.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                              He seems a little light in the loafers to me.
                              Isn't that normal for pirates? All those months on boats with no female companionship?
                              Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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