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  • #31
    Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
    I hear you can have special surgery to "correct" that.

    Is that surgery, per chance, called "A Bobbitt"?



    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
      Do you have a point?




      Yet another good point, CP.
      “I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.” ― Oscar Wilde
      “And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence” ― Bertrand Russell
      “not all there” - you know who you are

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
        Maybe I should sue my parents (may they rest in peace) that I was born without outdoor plumbing instead of indoor plumbing.


        And missed out on writing your name in the snow?

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #34
          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
          And missed out on writing your name in the snow?
          Like we really get enough snow that lasts long enough to....

          On a positive note, we don't have to spend a lot of time teaching our kids not to eat the yellow snow.
          The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
            Like we really get enough snow that lasts long enough to....

            On a positive note, we don't have to spend a lot of time teaching our kids not to eat the yellow snow.
            Yeah, down here you melt right on down through to the grass. Or, um, so I've heard.

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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