No more blonde jokes!

[mossrose]

How silly is the leftist world going to get? As my husband said, "Try fitting a big Afro into a hard hat....".

New York City is bringing in a ban on discriminating against anyone due to their hairstyle, in what is believed to be the first law of its kind in the United States.

Anyone who is found to have discriminated against someone at work, school or in a public place due to their hairstyle can be fined up to $250,000 by the city’s commission on human rights. Victims can claim unlimited damages.

The change in law, announced on Monday, applies to anyone in New York City but is designed to help black people.

The guidelines specifically mention the right of New Yorkers to maintain their “natural hair, treated or untreated hairstyles such as locs, cornrows, twists, braids, Bantu knots, fades, Afros, and/or the right to keep hair in an uncut or untrimmed state.”

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...on-based-hair/

[Sparko]

Hey it says hairstyles, not hair color! I can still make blonde jokes! I just can't make fun of their hairstyle.

Like this one!

A blonde is walking down the street, listening to her headphones. She turns into a hair salon and sits down in a chair. "Make my hair look good, but whatever you do, don't take off the headphones." she tells the stylist. the stylist then proceeds to cut her hair. the blonde falls asleep, and the hair stylist is thinking "its really hard to cut with these on." she takes them off, and the blonde stops breathing. the stylist calls 911 and when they come and take her away, she puts on the headphones to see what they say, and she hears a voice saying "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out..."

Or this one:


A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

[mossrose]

[seer]

Hey it says hairstyles, not hair color! I can still make blonde jokes! I just can't make fun of their hairstyle.

Like this one!

A blonde is walking down the street, listening to her headphones. She turns into a hair salon and sits down in a chair. "Make my hair look good, but whatever you do, don't take off the headphones." she tells the stylist. the stylist then proceeds to cut her hair. the blonde falls asleep, and the hair stylist is thinking "its really hard to cut with these on." she takes them off, and the blonde stops breathing. the stylist calls 911 and when they come and take her away, she puts on the headphones to see what they say, and she hears a voice saying "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out..."

Or this one:


A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

Ouch!

[seer]

If the shoe fits...

[mossrose]

I know where you live, Sparky.

[Sparko]

I know where you live, Sparky.

You haven't been blonde in eons.

[seer]

You haven't been blonde in eons.

Gray?

[Sparko]

So New Yorker's are not allowed to comment on this?



or this?

[oxmixmudd]

How silly is the leftist world going to get? As my husband said, "Try fitting a big Afro into a hard hat....".






https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...on-based-hair/

That is pretty crazy. I do agree that in general people are getting really nutz. Like as in funny farm nutz. oops, probably not allowed to say that either ...

[mossrose]

You haven't been blonde in eons.

You are so dead.