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    Can One of our Kiwis Explain this Wedding, Please?

    Last edited by Cow Poke; 06-07-2019 at 09:05 AM.
    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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    I think he's just been accepted into the tribe ... but yes, an explanation from one of the Kiwis would be welcomed.
    1 Cor 15:34 εκνηψατε δικαιως και μη αμαρτανετε αγνωσιαν γαρ θεου τινες εχουσιν προς εντροπην υμιν λεγω

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    Someone snuck jalapenos into the wedding cake.

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    This same ritual (or similar one) is also performed at sporting events to challenge the other team to the match.

    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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    So, the All Blacks growl and thump and stick their tongues out and slap themselves, while the All Whites hold hands and watch.
    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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    Wow, some of these WOMEN remind me of some of my elementary school teachers!

    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    So, the All Blacks growl and thump and stick their tongues out and slap themselves, while the All Whites hold hands and watch.
    They sit around sipping tea discussing whether or not they should call the authorities and report such beastly behavior -- but really don't want to create a scene.

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    A Kiwi co-worker once referred to both the pigeons' mating dance and their threatening dance as "pigeon haka." There is a difference between the two, but you have to watch closely to work out which is which.
    1 Cor 15:34 εκνηψατε δικαιως και μη αμαρτανετε αγνωσιαν γαρ θεου τινες εχουσιν προς εντροπην υμιν λεγω

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    When I watched the video in the opening post, I could only think of this...


    ...and this.
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    Someone should tell the Māori that those faces are not scary at all, but just look silly.

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