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06-20-2019, 08:13 AM
#101
tWebber

Originally Posted by
carpedm9587
On behalf of my sons, and the sea of back people out there living their lives, doing good, serving in their community, and raising their families, please consider breaking this habit, and associating violence with the things that are causally related to it - not the color of the person's skin.
Right and your boys have two loving parents, and that makes all the difference - rich, poor white or black... It is the family...
Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...
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06-20-2019, 08:23 AM
#102
tWebber

Originally Posted by
carpedm9587
It turns out that black-haired people commit more crime than blonde-haired people...
You actually have official crime stats for this? Or is this another one of your infamous hypotheticals?
But the fact remains, blacks in America are disproportionately more likely to commit crime. Make of it what you will.
Some may call me foolish, and some may call me odd
But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of man
Than a fool in the eyes of God
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06-20-2019, 09:36 AM
#103
Troll Magnet
There are also a lot more people with black hair than blonde hair. Also blondes would probably shoot themselves before they could hurt anyone else.
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06-20-2019, 10:05 AM
#104
What's that?

Originally Posted by
Sparko
There are also a lot more people with black hair than blonde hair. Also blondes would probably shoot themselves before they could hurt anyone else.

Well...
A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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06-20-2019, 10:13 AM
#105
tWebber

Originally Posted by
lilpixieofterror
well...
A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "i've kidnapped you." she then wrote a big note saying, "i've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, a blonde." the blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "how could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
lol!!!!!!
Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...
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06-20-2019, 10:25 AM
#106
Troll Magnet
Also I think Carp was being racist when he said that more people with black hair commit crimes than blondes. Only white people have natural blonde hair so isn't that racist to say that white people commit less crime?
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06-20-2019, 10:58 AM
#107
Must...have...caffeine

Originally Posted by
Sparko
Also I think Carp was being racist when he said that more people with black hair commit crimes than blondes. Only white people have natural blonde hair so isn't that racist to say that white people commit less crime?
From what I recall, carpe virtue-signals by admitting that he's unavoidably racist because he's Caucasian, but tries to consciously mitigate his racism. We'd be morally upstanding like him if only we'd do the same; since we're in denial, however, we have no moral leg to stand on.
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06-20-2019, 11:16 AM
#108
tWebber

Originally Posted by
One Bad Pig
We'd be morally upstanding like him if only we'd do the same; since we're in denial, however, we have no moral leg to stand on.
But, but he is a moral relativist...
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06-20-2019, 11:34 AM
#109
Must...have...caffeine

Originally Posted by
seer
But, but he is a moral relativist...
That just means his morals are relatively better than ours....
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06-20-2019, 11:39 AM
#110
Evolution is God's ID

Originally Posted by
Sparko
There are also a lot more people with black hair than have naturally blonde hair.
FIFY

Originally Posted by
Sparko
Also blondes would probably shoot themselves before they could hurt anyone else.

er, I mean, that's blatant racist bigotry against people of Scandinavian Germanic descent
I'm always still in trouble again
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