How To Be A Prophecy Expert

[Apologiaphoenix]

What does it take to master the field?

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[One Bad Pig]

Even when there was a Christian bookstore in the local mall (it closed a couple years ago), the lack of depth in the material generally proffered kept me away.

[Sparko]

I prophesy the end of the world last Tuesday at noon.

[tabibito]

I prophesy that no-one will notice the occurrences of the next ten world endings, and every-one will continue on just as though nothing had happened.

[Christianbookworm]

I predict Jesus will return on a day of the week ending in "y". And the current universe will be turned into the new universe in less than a billion years. Unless humanity somehow ends up leaving Earth to live somewhere else, but that's unlikely.