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I saw a progressive Christian assert that Joseph's multi-colored coat was evidence that he was gay.
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oh! Does that mean God is gay because he invented the rainbow?
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That would seem to be obvious, I guess.Originally posted by Sparko View PostI DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.Comment
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Well, apparently you got it wrong. Joseph wasn't gay, he was Transgender!
Joseph and the Transgender Dreamcoat?
https://juicyecumenism.com/2017/09/2...der-dreamcoat/
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Why do you think he ran from Potiphar's wife?Originally posted by Zymologist View PostAtheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...
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00000000000000ars0.gifOriginally posted by Zymologist View Post
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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And when God placed the rainbow in the sky it was a sign that we should ALL be gay!Originally posted by Zymologist View PostThe first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.Comment
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That would solve AGW in a single generation, too!Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostVeritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologistComment
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By comparison, this makes the David-Jonathan argument seem almost reasonable."I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard RavenhillComment
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Is Dolly Parton gay, too?"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
"Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman
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Everyone knows that Jacob, or Seumas, as he should really be called, gave Joseph his own tartan plaid - the very plaid worn by Adam after his fall. It is called tartan after its use in the Assyrian army.Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
As a Scot, it is very important to me that the Bible is really all about Scotland. To the unbiased eye, it is evident that the Patriarchs were Gaelic-speaking Scottish Highlanders, that trousers are a Sassenach abomination, that the Red Indians were descended from Seumas son of Noah, which Seumas was first High King of Scotland and its Empire beyond the seas, and that the haggis is the mystic sacred repast of the clans of Scotland, the real Israel of the Bible.Last edited by Rushing Jaws; 07-21-2019, 09:59 PM.Comment
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Originally posted by Rushing Jaws View Post
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
"Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman
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What kind of Christian? Ridiculous.Originally posted by Zymologist View PostWatch your links! http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/fa...corumetiquetteComment
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Well Jesus was a pirate! He talks about hidden treasure all the time!Originally posted by Rushing Jaws View Post
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