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  • Did The DNA Thing...

    So, I'm

    49% Italian

    27% Spanish

    22% French (didn't see that coming)

    2% Iranian (Allahu Akbar infidels!)
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

  • #2
    Perhaps. Some of those tests are notoriously inaccurate.
    Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

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    • #3
      Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
      Perhaps. Some of those tests are notoriously inaccurate.
      I knew of the the Italian and Spanish thing, only heard vague rumors of the French connection. So yes it is accurate infidel!
      Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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      • #4
        Originally posted by seer View Post
        I knew of the the Italian and Spanish thing, only heard vague rumors of the French connection. So yes it is accurate infidel!
        2 %? You're probably actually Nestorian or something, you heretic.
        Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

        Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
        sigpic
        I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist

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        • #5
          I've thought about it doing it but I've heard the companies do shady things with your data, plus there is the biblical commandment to avoid "endless genealogies", so...
          "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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          • #6
            Originally posted by seer View Post
            So, I'm

            49% Italian

            27% Spanish

            22% French (didn't see that coming)

            2% Iranian (Allahu Akbar infidels!)
            You're almost as Native American as Elizabeth Warren

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #7
              Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
              2 %? You're probably actually Nestorian or something, you heretic.
              May Allah rain virgins down on your head!
              Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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              • #8
                Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
                I've thought about it doing it but I've heard the companies do shady things with your data, plus there is the biblical commandment to avoid "endless genealogies", so...
                You'd make a lousy Mormon!
                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                  You'd make a lousy Mormon!
                  I read somewhere that the reason they like genealogies so much is because they want to know which dead people to baptize.
                  "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by seer View Post
                    May Allah rain virgins down on your head!
                    Like these?

                    virgin.jpg
                    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
                      I read somewhere that the reason they like genealogies so much is because they want to know which dead people to baptize.
                      I think that's EGGZACLY correct!
                      The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                      • #12
                        I'm not doing it - I'm scared mine will come back with some percentage of wolfhound or coyote.
                        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                          I'm scared mine will come back with some percentage of wolfhound or coyote.
                          Tell us something we don't know...
                          Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                            I'm not doing it - I'm scared mine will come back with some percentage of wolfhound or coyote.
                            But then you'd have an excuse for baying at the moon

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              But then you'd have an excuse for baying at the moon
                              I don't need no stinkin excuse! It's in my DN.....



                              oh



                              yeah, maybe so!
                              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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