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  • #46
    Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
    Some matters require much prayer and fasting.
    Why, god doesn't hear you the first time?

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    • #47
      Originally posted by JimL View Post
      Why, god doesn't hear you the first time?
      I'm totally satisfied with the way God runs His business, Jimmy. No complaints whatsoever.
      The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by JimL View Post
        Why, god doesn't hear you the first time?
        Paul prayed for the thorn in his side to be taken away three times and God refused. Maybe you are meant to be here to hear the gospel as much as possible so you have no excuse when you stand before God one day. Or maybe God is just punishing CP with you

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Sparko View Post
          Paul prayed for the thorn in his side to be taken away three times and God refused. Maybe you are meant to be here to hear the gospel as much as possible so you have no excuse when you stand before God one day. Or maybe God is just punishing CP with you
          Yes, god works in mysterious ways, right? That way you always have an excuse for when your prayers are never answered..

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Sparko View Post
            Paul prayed for the thorn in his side to be taken away three times and God refused. Maybe you are meant to be here to hear the gospel as much as possible so you have no excuse when you stand before God one day. Or maybe God is just punishing CP with you
            I think of it as the Lord providing entertainment, and a reminder of how blessed I am* not to be as dumb as Jimmy.






            *jokingly spoken in the tone of voice I would assume the Pharisee employed when he thanked God he was not like the others
            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by JimL View Post
              Yes, god works in mysterious ways, right? That way you always have an excuse for when your prayers are never answered..
              They are always answered. Sometimes the answer is, "no."


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              • #52
                Originally posted by JimL View Post
                Yes, god works in mysterious ways, right? That way you always have an excuse for when your prayers are never answered..
                My prayers are OFTEN answered, Jimmy - but not always the way I wished, thank God!
                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                  They are always answered. Sometimes the answer is, "no."

                  OR "not now".
                  The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                  • #54
                    I mean if we actually wanted to get rid of JimL we don't need God to do it, we have the ban hammer.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                      I mean if we actually wanted to get rid of JimL we don't need God to do it, we have the ban hammer.
                      I would miss him.
                      The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                        I would miss him.
                        Miss who?

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                          I would miss him.
                          But if you practice, your aim will get better...
                          That's what
                          - She

                          Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
                          - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

                          I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
                          - Stephen R. Donaldson

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Bill the Cat View Post
                            But if you practice, your aim will get better...
                            Rogue? Is that YOU!?
                            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                              Rogue? Is that YOU!?
                              I have no squirrels.
                              That's what
                              - She

                              Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
                              - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

                              I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
                              - Stephen R. Donaldson

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                                Rogue? Is that YOU!?
                                NOW, you can spell my name correctly







                                Although it's actually "rogue" with a small letter "r" like mossrose has a small "m"

                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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