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    I recently had surgery and then had to stay in the hospital for awhile before I was physically able to go home. I am thankful for the two chaplins that were able to come and be with me during this time.
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  • #2
    Funny story....

    When the local PD issued me my official Police Chaplain jacket - it actually said "Police Chaplin" on the back.

    That has since been remedied.


    But, yeah, one of the guys in my Church is a Hospital Chaplain, and he loves it.
    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
      Funny story....

      When the local PD issued me my official Police Chaplain jacket - it actually said "Police Chaplin" on the back.

      That has since been remedied.


      But, yeah, one of the guys in my Church is a Hospital Chaplain, and he loves it.
      But, did you get a bowler hat to go with it?
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
        But, did you get a bowler hat to go with it?
        I don't have enough fingers to be a bowler, you meanie!
        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
          I don't have enough fingers to be a bowler, you meanie!
          Use your OTHER hand!
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          • #6
            Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
            Use your OTHER hand!
            I tried - I can shoot baskets left handed, even throw a baseball, fish, tennis, shoot..... for some reason, I can't seem to master bowling left handed.


            (to be fair, my wife claims I just don't like bowling so I don't really try hard enough)
            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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            • #7
              They don't even HAVE holes!

              bowler hat.jpg
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                They don't even HAVE holes!

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                Then how do you get your head in?
                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                  They don't even HAVE holes!

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                  Hold on a sec.

                  I can take care of that.


                  I'm always still in trouble again

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                  • #10
                    He wanted one without holes!


                    Why he wanted it that way is his own concern....
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