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    Chernobyl Vodka goes on sale.



    Scientists make vodka from rye grown near Chernobyl


    (CNN) – A team of scientists from the UK and Ukraine have created “Atomik,” a vodka distilled from rye grown near the abandoned Chernobyl nuclear power plant.

    The vodka is also made from water pulled from the area’s aquifer.

    The makers insist Atomik is safe to drink. They admit the grain starts out radioactive, but they claim the distillation process removes the dangerous isotopes.

    They even said they had a university lab double-check, and the spirit got the OK for being fallout-free.

    The team’s newly founded Chernobyl Spirit Company is hoping to release the vodka to the public in limited supply.

    The reactor of the Chernobyl nuclear plant exploded in 1986. Around 31 people were killed in the explosion, and up to 200,000 people are estimated to have died after being exposed to dangerous radiation levels.

    The Chernobyl Spirit Company said it will donate 75 percent of its profits to people who still live in the area near the plant.
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    Folks, this is how every bad sci-fi monster and zombie movie gets started.

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    I'm not a vodka drinker, but I'd totally get a bottle, comrade.
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    Sounds like something from the Fallout games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by One Bad Pig View Post
    I'm not a vodka drinker, but I'd totally get a bottle, comrade.
    Let us know what superpowers you get, or what kind of mutant you turn into.

    That's all we need, Orthodox radioactive mutant zombie spider-pigs running around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    Let us know what superpowers you get, or what kind of mutant you turn into.

    That's all we need, Orthodox radioactive mutant zombie spider-pigs running around.
    I'm guessing it will be way too expensive for me to acquire a bottle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by One Bad Pig View Post
    I'm guessing it will be way too expensive for me to acquire a bottle.
    Probably all for the best - no one needs Radioactive Mutant Middle-Aged Pigs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teallaura View Post
    Probably all for the best - no one needs Radioactive Mutant Middle-Aged Pigs.
    Yeah. That'll never be part of a catchy tune.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teallaura View Post
    Probably all for the best - no one needs Radioactive Mutant Middle-Aged Pigs.

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    Pop the cork and watch the fission.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teallaura View Post
    Probably all for the best - no one needs Radioactive Mutant Middle-Aged Pigs.
    Too late. I worked beside a nookyuler reaktor in my yoot.
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