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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    You betcha... and never squat with your spurs on!
    And never forget, don't ever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    And never forget, don't ever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
    Especially if he's armed and you're not. You don't want to die with tubakki juice all over yerself.
    Every problem is the result of a previous solution.

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    In the Medieval period - and I'd bet it happened in antiquity, too! - those dried patties were gathered and piled out in front of the house to display the wealth of the household!

    Once it was time to fertilize, that display became the fertilizer for next year's wealth.

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    Here's a modern take (that I learned recently, and it cost me a good pair of slacks):

    Don't pour bleach into a drain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingsGambit View Post
    Here's a modern take (that I learned recently, and it cost me a good pair of slacks):

    Don't pour bleach into a drain.
    Menfolk should have NOTHING to do with bleach EVER (except at crime scenes).
    Every problem is the result of a previous solution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    Menfolk should have NOTHING to do with bleach EVER (except at crime scenes).
    I was stocking shelves. Ideally, I shouldn't have had to come into contact with it.
    "Technology has, in an enhanced way, given mockers a platform to set society on fire with polarizing speech. Internet culture privileges those whose insults are click bait." - Timothy Keller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teallaura View Post
    In the Medieval period - and I'd bet it happened in antiquity, too! - those dried patties were gathered and piled out in front of the house to display the wealth of the household!

    Once it was time to fertilize, that display became the fertilizer for next year's wealth.
    Yeah, they were used as fuel, they were burned inside homes to rid them of flies, they were mixed with water into a soup to splash on the fronts of homes to keep bugs away....

    Pretty valuable stuff!


    What's that old Cavalry joke?

    Soldier: Captain, I got good news and bad news.
    Captain: Give me the bad news first.
    Soldier: We got nothing to eat but buffalo chips.
    Captain: And the GOOD news?
    Soldier: We got LOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSS of buffalo chips!
    Every problem is the result of a previous solution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    Yeah, they were used as fuel, they were burned inside homes to rid them of flies, they were mixed with water into a soup to splash on the fronts of homes to keep bugs away....

    Pretty valuable stuff!


    What's that old Cavalry joke?

    Soldier: Captain, I got good news and bad news.
    Captain: Give me the bad news first.
    Soldier: We got nothing to eat but buffalo chips.
    Captain: And the GOOD news?
    Soldier: We got LOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSS of buffalo chips!
    In desert environments dung from horses, mules and camels was and still is used as fuel for cooking food. I'm told it gives the food a "peppery" taste

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    From the Babylon Bee:

    Source: Women Who Don't Believe Israel Has Right To Exist Not Sure Why They Got Banned From Israel


    WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congresswomen Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar reported Thursday they were bewildered that they got banned from Israel, a country they seem to believe shouldn't exist at all.

    "It's racism," said Omar in a press conference. "It's all due to racism. Well, that and a Jewish conspiracy. The Jews are behind this, for sure." (The evidence indicates she's correct on this assertion, a first for her accusations against Jews).

    Tlaib agreed, saying she wanted to ask Jews about the Holocaust so she could relax and get a "calming feeling" while she was there.

    "It just doesn't make much sense for this country that shouldn't even exist to ban us," she said. "What have we ever said against them, besides suggesting they are terrorists who deserve to be pushed into the sea?"

    The women said they now had to change their vacation plans from hanging out with people they hate in a country they hate to somewhere less "Jewy."



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    Last edited by rogue06; 08-17-2019 at 12:33 PM.

    I'm always still in trouble again

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