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    I think Trump wants to sell the USA to Greenland (Denmark) as part of a Trump tower Russian money laundering scheme.
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    Is he being serious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonhard View Post
    Is he being serious?
    He's serious in that he's looking into it, but I don't think any serious offers have been made.
    Some may call me foolish, and some may call me odd
    But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of man
    Than a fool in the eyes of God


    From "Fools Gold" by Petra

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    Quote Originally Posted by firstfloor View Post
    I think Trump wants to sell the USA to Greenland (Denmark) as part of a Trump tower Russian money laundering scheme.
    I'm wondering if we can make a deal with the Chinese to swap California for Hong Kong.

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    I'm wondering if we can make a deal with the Chinese to swap California for Hong Kong.
    Especially if they can take California "to go".
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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    I'm wondering if we can make a deal with the Chinese to swap California for Hong Kong.
    Well Hong Kong is more pro American.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seer View Post
    Well Hong Kong is more pro American.
    I'll ask Sparko if he agrees to adding such a swap to our 2020 presidential platform

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    I'll ask Sparko if he agrees to adding such a swap to our 2020 presidential platform
    Well my plan is to just swap the populations of southern California and Hong Kong.

    This accomplishes:

    1. The socialist liberals get to live in a socialist paradise like they want
    2. The Hong Kongians will get to live in a Capitalist society like they want
    3. The Chinese get rid of their dissidents and get new enthusiastic citizens.
    4. California gets rid of the snowflakes and can be welcomed back into American capitalist society.

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    Some may call me foolish, and some may call me odd
    But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of man
    Than a fool in the eyes of God


    From "Fools Gold" by Petra

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Man View Post
    No, he shouldn't take the Tower off the table! It fits in so nicely...
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