Originally posted by Cow Poke
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On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Texas. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the wife's horse stumbles and jostles her. Once across the stream, the wife dismounts and stares into her horses eyes and says, "That's one."
The wife remounts her horse and they continue their ride. A bit further down the path, the wife's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. She dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!"
She returns to her saddle and they move on. As the afternoon sun began to set, the wife's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. She dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," pulls a pistol, and shoots the horse dead.
The husband, quite upset at seeing this, says to his wife, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing?"
The wife stares at him and firmly says, "That's one!"
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