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  • #1

    Wow! No More Criminals!

    Why didn't we think of this before!

    San Francisco board rebrands 'convicted felon' as 'justice-involved person,' sanitizes other crime lingohttps://www.foxnews.com/politics/san...nvolved-person
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s
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  • #2
    Originally posted by seer View Post
    Why didn't we think of this before!
    Hmmm... the law says that convicted felons can't vote it says nothing about "justice involved persons." Sounds like the Dems are trying to expand their voter base.

    I'm always still in trouble again

    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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    • #3
      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
      Hmmm... the law says that convicted felons can't vote it says nothing about "justice involved persons." Sounds like the Dems are trying to expand their voter base.
      What exactly is a justice involved person? A lawyer, court clerk?
      Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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      • #4
        Nonsense like this is going to put the Babylon Bee out of business.
        Some may call me foolish, and some may call me odd
        But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of man
        Than a fool in the eyes of God

        From "Fools Gold" by Petra

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        • #5
          And to think, we once thought that "1984" was just a science fiction novel. He was just a bit early on the timing prediction.

          "Justice involved person" sounds like a name for someone who works in the courts, not someone who is sentenced by them.

          What are they going to call their homeless? "Asphalt Involved Persons?"

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          • #6
            "Crime" is a pejorative term. They need to come up with something more innocuous.
            Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
              And to think, we once thought that "1984" was just a science fiction novel. He was just a bit early on the timing prediction.

              "Justice involved person" sounds like a name for someone who works in the courts, not someone who is sentenced by them.

              What are they going to call their homeless? "Asphalt Involved Persons?"
              "Free range persons"
              Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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              I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist

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              • #8
                Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                "Crime" is a pejorative term. They need to come up with something more innocuous.
                "Suboptimal behavior"?
                I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
                  "Suboptimal behavior"?
                  "Transnormative behavior" has a little more cachet, I think.
                  Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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                  I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist

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                  • #10
                    thief = unlicensed borrower
                    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                      "Crime" is a pejorative term. They need to come up with something more innocuous.
                      I like "legally challenged" so it sounds like it isn't their fault

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mountain Man View Post
                        Nonsense like this is going to put the Babylon Bee out of business.


                        As society becomes increasingly ridiculous it becomes harder to satirize

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                          "Free range persons"

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                          • #14
                            Crime = Societal Faux Pas.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                              What are they going to call their homeless? "Asphalt Involved Persons?"
                              Stop giving them ideas!
                              Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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