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    Confess Your Sins: To PLANTS!

    This is not the Bee!

    Absolute theological bankruptcy': Union Theological Seminary students confess climate sins to plants

    Today in chapel, we confessed to plants. Together, we held our grief, joy, regret, hope, guilt and sorrow in prayer; offering them to the beings who sustain us but whose gift we too often fail to honor.

    What do you confess to the plants in your life?


    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/n...pray-to-plants
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

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    Animism?
    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christianbookworm View Post
    Animism?
    Close. Vegetism.
    Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. St. John Chrysostom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christianbookworm View Post
    Animism?
    It certainly is not Christian, but in any case it is just nuts. Do the plants give absolution?
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

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    Quote Originally Posted by One Bad Pig View Post
    Close. Vegetism.
    Do we still get to eat them after we confess?
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

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    Quote Originally Posted by seer View Post
    Do we still get to eat them after we confess?
    Did you see the plants they were confessing to?
    Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. St. John Chrysostom

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    Quote Originally Posted by One Bad Pig View Post
    Did you see the plants they were confessing to?
    I'm confessing to a head of lettuce then...
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

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    It's certainly paganism of some sort.

    I liked some of the comments on Justin Peters' Facebook page, where some were saying things like, "I confess to my broccoli that I love it, especially in a stir fry", etc.


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    Quote Originally Posted by seer View Post
    Do we still get to eat them after we confess?
    It's a combination - confessing, blessing, ingesting.
    Every problem is the result of a previous solution.

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