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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    Sorry. I just had to fix that.
    If I had a flat tire, you'd change the oil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    If I had a flat tire, you'd change the oil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    True story... before I was married, I had visited my soon-to-be wife, and was heading home, when I saw the female neighbor across the street in her front yard with the hood of her car up.

    I slowed down to see a BUNCH of empty oil bottles on the ground, so I stopped. As I walked up to her car, I counted TWELVE empty "quarts of oil" on the ground. I asked if she needed help.

    She said, "I keep adding oil, but it doesn't change on the dipstick".

    I had to gently break it to her that she was holding the transmission fluid dipstick, not the oil dipstick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    True story... before I was married, I had visited my soon-to-be wife, and was heading home, when I saw the female neighbor across the street in her front yard with the hood of her car up.

    I slowed down to see a BUNCH of empty oil bottles on the ground, so I stopped. As I walked up to her car, I counted TWELVE empty "quarts of oil" on the ground. I asked if she needed help.

    She said, "I keep adding oil, but it doesn't change on the dipstick".

    I had to gently break it to her that she was holding the transmission fluid dipstick, not the oil dipstick.
    She sounds like she might fall for the "blinker fluid" prank. Get on that and report back to us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    True story... before I was married, I had visited my soon-to-be wife, and was heading home, when I saw the female neighbor across the street in her front yard with the hood of her car up.

    I slowed down to see a BUNCH of empty oil bottles on the ground, so I stopped. As I walked up to her car, I counted TWELVE empty "quarts of oil" on the ground. I asked if she needed help.

    She said, "I keep adding oil, but it doesn't change on the dipstick".

    I had to gently break it to her that she was holding the transmission fluid dipstick, not the oil dipstick.
    I believe I've mentioned before how the younger brother of a girlfriend I had back in the early 80s was sure that his Fiat needed oil and commenced to add some even though it was coming up out of the dip stick well.

    I guess he came by it honestly because around the same time their mother tried to put oil into the radiator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whag View Post
    She sounds like she might fall for the "blinker fluid" prank. Get on that and report back to us.
    Hmmm.... 50 years ago, my friend, she's probably plant food by now.
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    I had a co-worker who related to me the story of a friend of his who put Loctite on the threads of his new spark plugs, instead of anti-seize compound. I laughed and laughed.
    Curiosity never hurt anyone. It was stupidity that killed the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantaFille View Post
    I had a co-worker who related to me the story of a friend of his who put Loctite on the threads of his new spark plugs, instead of anti-seize compound. I laughed and laughed.
    ouch!
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    "This is the greatest economy ever" IMO is his most horrendous whoppers.
    "I was the CIA director. We lied, we cheated, we stole, it was like... we had entire training courses. It reminds you of the glory of the American experiment." - Mike Pompeo, Secretary of State (source).

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanD View Post
    "This is the greatest economy ever" IMO is his most horrendous whoppers.
    Stock market has unarguably had the most "record highs" during his term.
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