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  • #46
    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
    A lot of it relies on the ability to brazenly B.S. about some esoteric meaning in a way that causes others to feel stupid if they don't "get it."
    yep. The banana reflects the societal attitudes about integral passions and meaningful relationships and how they cling by the thinnest of hopes. With regard to the issue of content, the subaqueous qualities of the banana skin visually and conceptually activates sense of wonder in the hearts of the viewers. Each minor flaw on the banana skin imaginatively propels the viewer forward into the seemingly infinite progression of possibility while the duct tape holds their attention in the present.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by simplicio View Post
      Popeyes has entered the world of avant-garde artists. It has a chicken sandwich, duct tape to a canvas, for sale. The price is $120,003.99, a bargain, as anyone who has eaten at Popeyes knows.
      I can attest from personal experience that a two piece mild all dark meal from Popeyes is a work of art.
      Some may call me foolish, and some may call me odd
      But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of man
      Than a fool in the eyes of God


      From "Fools Gold" by Petra

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Sparko View Post
        yep. The banana reflects the societal attitudes about integral passions and meaningful relationships and how they cling by the thinnest of hopes. With regard to the issue of content, the subaqueous qualities of the banana skin visually and conceptually activates sense of wonder in the hearts of the viewers. Each minor flaw on the banana skin imaginatively propels the viewer forward into the seemingly infinite progression of possibility while the duct tape holds their attention in the present.
        Um... yeah! Exactly. I couldn't have said it better.

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #49
          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
          Um... yeah! Exactly. I couldn't have said it better.
          I used the rogue-tech 9000 art critic babble generator.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Sparko View Post
            yep. The banana reflects the societal attitudes about integral passions and meaningful relationships and how they cling by the thinnest of hopes. With regard to the issue of content, the subaqueous qualities of the banana skin visually and conceptually activates sense of wonder in the hearts of the viewers. Each minor flaw on the banana skin imaginatively propels the viewer forward into the seemingly infinite progression of possibility while the duct tape holds their attention in the present.
            I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.
            Some may call me foolish, and some may call me odd
            But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of man
            Than a fool in the eyes of God


            From "Fools Gold" by Petra

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Mountain Man View Post
              I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.
              What's a "map?"

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                What's a "map?"
                It's that origami/folding paper puzzle thing that wimmenfolk insist we men look at while driving across country.

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                  It's that origami/folding paper puzzle thing that wimmenfolk insist we men look at while driving across country.
                  We don't need no stinkin' maps!

                  Women can't read em and we don't need em.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                    We don't need no stinkin' maps!

                    Women can't read em and we don't need em.
                    We need to add that to our party platform

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                      We need to add that to our party platform

                      first we need to impeach all the other candidates.

                      We need some artichokes of peaches.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                        first we need to impeach all the other candidates.

                        We need some artichokes of peaches.
                        And bacon of course.

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                          It's that origami/folding paper puzzle thing that wimmenfolk insist we men look at while driving across country.
                          Heard this somewhere, and I'm pretty sure it's a true story...

                          "Dad, how did people used to find their way around without GPS?"
                          "They used maps."
                          "Duh... I mean before there was Google Maps."
                          Some may call me foolish, and some may call me odd
                          But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of man
                          Than a fool in the eyes of God


                          From "Fools Gold" by Petra

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