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[Gideon Brown]

You are the True List Truck EvangeList. Duhhh.

Righto, Boss.


Join the True List! Hear ye! Hear ye!

[bar Jonah]

Your narrow-minded, irrational and hypocritical List is a bane to the world, frankly.

How can you believe in such fairy tales? It's just a figment, a story, a mythological construct... like dragons and fairies and 4-point Calvinists.

[Gideon Brown]

Your narrow-minded, irrational and hypocritical List is a bane to the world, frankly.

How can you believe in such fairy tales? It's just a figment, a story, a mythological construct... like dragons and fairies and 4-point Calvinists.

RI, are you 100% sure that you exist?

[bar Jonah]

Of course I exist.

Unlike the List.

[Sparko]

Hey Right Idea, the evidence of the list is this thread. This IS the List. By posting in this thread, you are now part of the list whether you believe it or not.

[bar Jonah]

Preposterous. This thread is a completely natural occurance on this message board. It does not need a List in order for it to exist. This thread is in no way an evidence that the List exists.

:riahem:

[Sparko]

Preposterous. This thread is a completely natural occurance on this message board. It does not need a List in order for it to exist. This thread is in no way an evidence that the List exists.

:riahem:

You are right. we never claimed otherwise. This thread is completely natural and by posting on it you naturally become part of the list.


Ye be a blasphemer, Right Idea! Pox upon you. The great Pulp, Jaltus will roll his eye at you and shake his stick in your general direction.

Cabbages will be placed under your bed to rot there until you repent.

REPENT and be listed.


Thus saith St. John of the List(tm)

*burp*

[Sparko]

did I mention that you get a free toaster when you sign up?

[Jawa Man]

Such poetic rebuttals you do offer us as incense, St. John of the List. :)

[Gideon Brown]

Join, oh Join, oh Join! Then pay up. I mean, Join!

[bar Jonah]

Ah, now you're going to preach a message of "health and wealth" to me, eh? I can have toasters in my life, too, if I just believe and repent and blah blah blah!

And then you'll be wanting pearls from me. I've seen it before, the same old story.

There's no evidence of any List.

[Gideon Brown]

What kind of evidence would you accept, then? Is any evidence good enough to prove the List's existence?

[bar Jonah]

What kind of evidence would you accept, then? Is any evidence good enough to prove the List's existence?

There isn't any, so what difference does it make?

I've looked!

[Sparko]

Ah, now you're going to preach a message of "health and wealth" to me, eh? I can have toasters in my life, too, if I just believe and repent and blah blah blah!

And then you'll be wanting pearls from me. I've seen it before, the same old story.

There's no evidence of any List.

Ha! as an alistist I see you read what you want to read not what is truly said upon the list.

I never said you get a toaster! I merely asked you if I mentioned that you get a toaster. Clearly I had not previously mentioned such a thing but your evil mind read health and wealth into the question. There IS no toaster for toasters are evil as they get HOT and burneth paper of which the list is made (when printed)

Therefore the master of the list gives ye over to a reprobate mind and ye shall remain listless until you repent.

May Pulp Jaltus heap burning twigs upon your sweaty brow.

[Sparko]

and all ye doubters! the list in its entirety can be seen for all to see with their own eyes they can see it.

merely clicketh here:

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/pr...t=20643&do=all

and be astonished!

*burp*