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    Pocahontas is officially white

    Quote Originally Posted by JimL View Post
    E. Warren takes DNA test which proves her native american heritage and wins 1 million dollars from Trump to be donated to her favorite charity. Who would like to bet that the corrupt lying Trump denies making, and renegs on the deal?

    Trump: "I will give you a million dollars, paid for by Trump, to be given to your favorite charity, if you take the test and it proves you're indian"

    Don't you Trump sheep ever get embarrassed?
    No.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pocahontas
    I shouldn't have done it. I am not a person of color. I am not a citizen of a tribe and I have apologized for confusion I have caused on tribal citizenship, tribal sovereignty and for any harm I have caused.
    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...ampaign-update
    Sad!
    Trump is basically "Bruce Wayne pretending to be a foppish retarded billionaire" tier genius, in case nerds need a simpler metaphor.

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    I am not a citizen of a tribe and I have apologized for confusion I have caused on tribal citizenship, tribal sovereignty and for any harm I have caused.”


    "Confusion"?
    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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    The whole thing is sad. DNA testing isn't meaningful to the American Indians, I'm told, because they frequently took women (and children?) Into their tribes as war prizes (for lack of better word), and because there were actual intermarriages.

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    One of my uncles had one of those DNA tests done to see if there what kind of stuff we had in our DNA. Turns out he's pretty much danish. I always found it hilarious he was disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonhard View Post
    One of my uncles had one of those DNA tests done to see if there what kind of stuff we had in our DNA. Turns out he's pretty much danish. I always found it hilarious he was disappointed.
    I liked that DNA commercial where the guys always thought they were German, then discovered they were Swedish or something.

    Not THIS one, but kinda like it...

    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonhard View Post
    One of my uncles had one of those DNA tests done to see if there what kind of stuff we had in our DNA. Turns out he's pretty much danish. I always found it hilarious he was disappointed.
    I did too. 50% Italian, 25% Spanish, around 23% French and 2% Iranian. Allahu Akbar infidel!
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    Quote Originally Posted by seer View Post
    23% French
    I'll remember to bring wine and cheese when I visit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seer View Post
    I did too. 50% Italian, 25% Spanish, around 23% French and 2% Iranian. Allahu Akbar infidel!
    I'm more worried about the French part

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    Quote Originally Posted by demi-conservative View Post
    No.



    Sad!
    Wait a minute. Isn't she the last woman of color still running?


    I'm always still in trouble again

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    I'm kinda sorta thinking about getting the test. I believe we're pretty well documented on both sides of the family....but ... hmmmm....

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