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    Enquiring minds ...

    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    LBDS for me.

    Lack of Bacon Derangement Syndrome.

    Fortunately I make sure that I always get an adequate amount to stave off any symptoms. You can ask Nick Peters (Apologiaphoenix) about the prescription bottle full of bacon bits that I carry for emergencies.
    Nick, I think the world needs to know more about this.

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    You mean you don't carry an emergency prescription bottle of bacon? Unpossible.

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    If your doctor won't give you a prescription, there are a few other methods of supplying emergency bacon:





    Or you could look around for one of these:



    Keep your options open!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juvenal View Post
    Nick, I think the world needs to know more about this.
    It just shows that I plan ahead just in case of emergency

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    I think he mentioned that when we met in person.

    Sadly, he walked away safely. My plan didn't come off like I intended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apologiaphoenix View Post
    I think he mentioned that when we met in person.

    Sadly, he walked away safely. My plan didn't come off like I intended.
    I actually pulled it out and ate some when I started feeling the first symptoms of LBDS coming on

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    I actually pulled it out and ate some when I started feeling the first symptoms of LBDS coming on
    I'm more interested in knowing how you manage to avoid eating it immediately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by One Bad Pig View Post
    I'm more interested in knowing how you manage to avoid eating it immediately.
    All of his other pockets and the backpack he wears is full of bacon too.

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