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Thread: Coronavirus is not a bug, it's a feature!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Man View Post
    Now I'm thinking of that Simpsons episode where Homer used a drinking bird to repeatedly press the Y key.
    We need that at our company to keep the 15 minute lockout from happening.

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    EDITED: That report has been corrected. It was the CITY of San Bernardino group not the county supervisors that voted to close their schools. Somebody got really bad info.
    Last edited by DesertBerean; 03-13-2020 at 04:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossrose View Post
    Hockey night in Canada has shut down completely for now. Ask me if I care.

    And the Mrs. PM was feeling poorly so the PM is self-quarentining with her for 2 weeks. Of course, he didn't tell anybody until after all the premiers flew to Ottawa yesterday to discuss some important stuff with him, so when they got there they found out the meeting was cancelled. Our premier flew home again today. Big cost to the taxpayer over that one, let me tell you.
    Looks like Mrs. Trudeau has tested positive.

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    Looks like Mrs. Trudeau has tested positive.
    And her husband has tested positive for idiocy.
    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    Looks like Mrs. Trudeau has tested positive.
    Quote Originally Posted by CP
    And her husband has tested positive for idiocy.
    Yuh!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DesertBerean View Post
    EDITED: That report has been corrected. It was the CITY of San Bernardino group not the county supervisors that voted to close their schools. Somebody got really bad info.
    Offically now...BUSD will close all schools on a weekly basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Man View Post
    What about employees slacking off because there's nobody looking over their shoulder?
    I guess they’ll still save money by no longer having to hire that guy to look over peoples shoulders.

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    I'm very thankful for the company I work for, which has been quick to encourage people to work from home but also has a robust system in place for allowing staff to work from home.
    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

  11. Amen DesertBerean, Cow Poke, Cerebrum123 amen'd this post.
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    We are now forced home schoolers. On the bright side, with all the new stuff My job quarantine proof until further notice. (Pharmacy)
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  13. Amen DesertBerean, Juvenal amen'd this post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    And her husband has tested positive for idiocy.
    Can we not go there, please.

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