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  • The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 1973

    Guys, we've been here before.

    The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 1973

    It's just "monkey see" panic.
    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
    Guys, we've been here before.

    The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 1973

    It's just "monkey see" panic.
    Monkeys tend to fling their poop. They don't use toilet paper.



    I'm always still in trouble again

    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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    • #3
      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
      Monkeys tend to fling their poop.
      You would know much more about this than I would.
      The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
        You would know much more about this than I would.
        Because I once dated a zoo keeper?

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #5
          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
          Because I once dated a zoo keeper?
          Yeah, I never liked him.
          The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
            Yeah, I never liked him.


            "Her" And there was no way anyone could ever confuse her with a guy with those curves. 00000000000000ab000-00aaa1zzza.jpg

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #7
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post


              "Her" And there was no way anyone could ever confuse her with a guy with those curves. [ATTACH=CONFIG]43267[/ATTACH]
              I just wasn't used to seeing bald women, I guess.
              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                I just wasn't used to seeing bald women, I guess.
                She did have short hair. At the time mine was probably longer.

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #9
                  SO good to see you, brudder, you're one of few things (and or people) I miss!
                  The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                    SO good to see you, brudder, you're one of few things (and or people) I miss!
                    Now you had to get all mushy on me.

                    I'm not going anywhere and you better not either

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                      Guys, we've been here before.

                      The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 1973

                      It's just "monkey see" panic.
                      Yeah, I found that out yesterday when I went to the grocery. A woman completely lost it when she found out all the toilet paper was gone. I suggested she buy some Kleenex and she looked at me like I was insane.

                      I almost lost it when I found the store was out of potatoes!!!

                      Thank goodness they had lots of ice cream and coffee left. :)

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        Now you had to get all mushy on me.

                        I'm not going anywhere and you better not either
                        Yuh!


                        Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                        • #13
                          My household switched to bidets and reusable cloth wipes years ago after my middle kid repeatedly clogged the toilet by using too much toilet paper.
                          Some may call me foolish, and some may call me odd
                          But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of man
                          Than a fool in the eyes of God


                          From "Fools Gold" by Petra

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                          • #14
                            There's this new diet fad going around that involves mixing prunes, Metamucil and Ex-Lax all together in a blender -- necessitating the need for the toilet paper. That's my theory and I'm sticking with it, even though it probably is wrong.
                            ~ Russell ("MelMak")

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by The Melody Maker View Post
                              There's this new diet fad going around that involves mixing prunes, Metamucil and Ex-Lax all together in a blender -- necessitating the need for the toilet paper. That's my theory and I'm sticking with it, even though it probably is wrong.
                              Poop, I say. POOP!
                              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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