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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    Guys, we've been here before.

    The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 1973

    It's just "monkey see" panic.
    Yeah, I found that out yesterday when I went to the grocery. A woman completely lost it when she found out all the toilet paper was gone. I suggested she buy some Kleenex and she looked at me like I was insane.

    I almost lost it when I found the store was out of potatoes!!!

    Thank goodness they had lots of ice cream and coffee left. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    Now you had to get all mushy on me.

    I'm not going anywhere and you better not either
    Yuh!


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    My household switched to bidets and reusable cloth wipes years ago after my middle kid repeatedly clogged the toilet by using too much toilet paper.
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    There's this new diet fad going around that involves mixing prunes, Metamucil and Ex-Lax all together in a blender -- necessitating the need for the toilet paper. That's my theory and I'm sticking with it, even though it probably is wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Melody Maker View Post
    There's this new diet fad going around that involves mixing prunes, Metamucil and Ex-Lax all together in a blender -- necessitating the need for the toilet paper. That's my theory and I'm sticking with it, even though it probably is wrong.
    Poop, I say. POOP!
    "Neighbor, how long has it been since youíve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?Ē

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    10 o'clock news last night, a reporter went around our city looking for toilet paper and could not find any in any store (including Home Depot). Finally found the last roll at a convenience store somewhere. I'm not sure if they thought to check Office Depot... It's absolutely insane!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Littlejoe View Post
    10 o'clock news last night, a reporter went around our city looking for toilet paper and could not find any in any store (including Home Depot). Finally found the last roll at a convenience store somewhere. I'm not sure if they thought to check Office Depot... It's absolutely insane!!!!
    Office Depot carries toilet paper?

    [*sound of running feet, slamming front door and tires screeching as I burn some rubber*]


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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    Office Depot carries toilet paper?

    [*sound of running feet, slamming front door and tires screeching as I burn some rubber*]

    They also carry coffee and snacks and anything else you'd expect to find in an office. Hence their name.
    Curiosity never hurt anyone. It was stupidity that killed the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littlejoe View Post
    10 o'clock news last night, a reporter went around our city looking for toilet paper and could not find any in any store (including Home Depot). Finally found the last roll at a convenience store somewhere. I'm not sure if they thought to check Office Depot... It's absolutely insane!!!!
    Our local grocery store chain had pallets and pallets of toilet paper at one of their locations, according to my mother. I haven't been to the store myself in days.
    Curiosity never hurt anyone. It was stupidity that killed the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantaFille View Post
    They also carry coffee and snacks and anything else you'd expect to find in an office. Hence their name.
    I might snack or drink while in an office but in over 60 years I've never pooped there.




    Yes, I know what you mean, I'm just being my usual smart alec self

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