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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    HEY!!! You guys would be able to watch me get arrested on worldwide TV!!!!!
    I could sell tickets to some of our more obstinate members!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    I could sell tickets to some of our more obstinate members!
    rogutech is ready and waiting to start printing T-shirts with select images from any videos of it.

    We just need to come up with a catch phrase to really sell it.

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    rogutech is ready and waiting to start printing T-shirts with select images from any videos of it.

    We just need to come up with a catch phrase to really sell it.
    Put some bars across his face and below it print "Cow Pokey."

    you're welcome.

  4. Amen Cow Poke amen'd this post.
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    You can tell his church is in Texas: They are all wearing cowboy boots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    You can tell his church is in Texas: They are all wearing cowboy boots.
    I started to ask the piano player to hold up her feet!
    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

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    Interesting article....

    Churches, Coronavirus, and the New York Times

    For example, they report:

    More than 650 coronavirus cases have been linked to nearly 40 churches and religious events across the United States since the beginning of the pandemic, with many of them erupting over the last month as Americans resumed their pre-pandemic activities, according to a New York Times database.

    That’s 650 since the beginning of the pandemic, mind you. There are now 3 million people infected in the United States.

    Furthermore, there were 60,000 cases each of the past two days in America. That's almost 100 times the 650 cases that the New York Times reports in churches—and that is since the beginning of the pandemic.


    And...

    On that point, the headline is misleading. Having 650 cases in my county might be news, but 650 nationally out of three million cases is a headline looking for a story. The real story is this: churches are gathering and remarkably few infections are taking place.
    "Neighbor, how long has it been since you’ve had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?”

  8. Amen mossrose, DesertBerean amen'd this post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    You can tell his church is in Texas: They are all wearing cowboy boots.
    And bandit masks.

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