Originally posted by Mountain Man
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My mother told me I should be a lawyer.
I was rather notorious for sneaking by McDondald's on the way home from school and scarfing down a 29cent hamburger before supper.
One evening, she observed I wasn't loading up my plate, and she said "You've been to McDonald's today, haven't you?"
I looked her square in the eye and replied, "no, ma'am - wasn't anywhere NEAR McDondald's".
I was pretty much "home free" til my brother chimed in "no, I saw a Burger King wrapper in his car".
But I was NOWHERE NEAR McDonald's!!!!
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