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    Post Psychiatric Help 5 Cents

    Dee Dee is working on the guidelines for this forum, so this will be redundant once that's completed. But, since the forum is new, I wanted to personally welcome you and tell you a little bit about the theme here.

    Perissos Resources on TWeb is designed to serve as a "Minute Clinic," where you may ask questions and receive my response. Think of this forum as a Christian "Dear Abby." I'm a licensed Pastoral Counselor and Certified Christian Life Coach, so my responses come from this perspective.

    Please remember this forum is not intended as a full-service counseling solution and should not be considered a replacement for crisis intervention, medical care, or psychological/psychiatric advice. The reader is fully responsible for their response to anything read here and is encouraged to seek appropriate local resources appropriate for their health and wellness needs.

    Your comments to those posing questions should be respectful and gracious at all times, though these threads aren't intended for lengthy discussion and certainly not or debate.

    So, who would like to step us with the first question? The counselor is in!

    "...so encourage each other and build one another up." ~1 Thessalonians 5:11

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    I hear voices in my head that keep telling me to send you all my money. should I ignore them or unplug the loudspeakers you set up?

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    Can I borrow a nickel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teallaura View Post
    I hear voices in my head that keep telling me to send you all my money. should I ignore them or unplug the loudspeakers you set up?
    Teallaura:

    Voices in the head may be a sign of serious psychosis. Please do not ignore this symptom. I urge you to consult a psychiatric professional as quickly as possible. In the meantime, please remember that God can and does perform miracles. If you send me all your money, I'll put in a good word for you.

    "...so encourage each other and build one another up." ~1 Thessalonians 5:11

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    Can I borrow a nickel?
    This is and a blatant misuse of this forum.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JardinPrayer View Post
    Teallaura:

    Voices in the head may be a sign of serious psychosis. Please do not ignore this symptom. I urge you to consult a psychiatric professional as quickly as possible. In the meantime, please remember that God can and does perform miracles. If you send me all your money, I'll put in a good word for you.
    Which just goes to show -- I needs hep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JardinPrayer View Post
    This is and a blatant misuse of this forum.

    Wow, THAT was weird -- I tried to quote the above, and quoted Teal instead!!!!! But I STILL needs hep, and needs a nickel to pay fer it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teallaura View Post
    I hear voices in my head that keep telling me to send you all my money. should I ignore them or unplug the loudspeakers you set up?
    Those are actually my squirrels whispering in your ear and telling you to send me your bacon. I can't blame you for misunderstanding it though. "Squee-skwik, squeeetk, squeek" does sound a lot like "Squee-squik sqeeeetk, squeek" to the untrained ear.

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