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    Oh no, I added the squirrels to my new coat last week. Could you send about ten more? I'm almost finished...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    Was I yelling at you? I can't remember on account of I'm totally charmed and goofily grining at that video. Here's a nickel!

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    Just to be clear, I'm going to allow spam in this forum in this thread and this thread alone.

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    Dearest Jardin:

    Sometimes when I'm watching television I see people in night clubs and at parties really enjoying themselves and I'm usually home alone, brushing my cats, wondering why I exist.

    Is this normal?

    Love,

    Trout
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trout View Post
    Dearest Jardin:

    Sometimes when I'm watching television I see people in night clubs and at parties really enjoying themselves and I'm usually home alone, brushing my cats, wondering why I exist.

    Is this normal?

    Love,

    Trout
    Dear Trout:

    "Normal," is a difficult term, wouldn't you agree? I encourage you to remember your identity is in Christ and, as such, you are in this world but not of it. In that regard, I would have to say that it is perfectly "normal" not to feel "normal," because you are not a citizen of this world. Rejoice, I say, in your doubts of normalcy.

    It is also important to note that God has given us dominion over all the creatures of the earth and, as such, the amount of time spent brushing your cat is directly related to the size of your reward in heaven.

    I trust your concerns have been allayed.

    Blessings,

    Lynn

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    Quote Originally Posted by JardinPrayer View Post
    Dear Trout:

    "Normal," is a difficult term, wouldn't you agree? I encourage you to remember your identity is in Christ and, as such, you are in this world but not of it. In that regard, I would have to say that it is perfectly "normal" not to feel "normal," because you are not a citizen of this world. Rejoice, I say, in your doubts of normalcy.

    It is also important to note that God has given us dominion over all the creatures of the earth and, as such, the amount of time spent brushing your cat is directly related to the size of your reward in heaven.

    I trust your concerns have been allayed.

    Blessings,

    Lynn
    Man. I would have just told him to go and get a life.

    That's why you are able to charge a nickel for advice, I guess!


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    Quote Originally Posted by mossrose View Post
    Man. I would have just told him to go and get a life.

    That's why you are able to charge a nickel for advice, I guess!
    It's my gift, Mossy. I give the glory to God.

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    It's my gift, Mossy. I give the glory to God.
    Yeah!


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    Dearest Jardin:

    Thanks for the great advice on cat brushing. I'm feeling much better.

    I do have a second question:

    I've a trip to Canada planned later in the summer; what precautions should I take to assure my safety?

    I know Canadians have the highest crime rate among similarly sized third world countries.

    Thanks in advance.

    Trout
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trout View Post
    Dearest Jardin:

    Thanks for the great advice on cat brushing. I'm feeling much better.

    I do have a second question:

    I've a trip to Canada planned later in the summer; what precautions should I take to assure my safety?

    I know Canadians have the highest crime rate among similarly sized third world countries.

    Thanks in advance.

    Trout
    Glad I could help, Trout!

    With regard to your second question, however, I must say that this topic is outside my area of expertise. Having never traveled to Canada myself, I must honestly say that the extent of my knowledge on the region is limited solely to what I have read about it on TWeb. That said, the best advice I can offer on that basis alone is that you should immediately cancel your trip. I hear north Florida is lovely in late summer.

    Your comment about the crime rate is alarming, and somewhat fascinating. This is purely conjecture, but I have to wonder if Canada's overall rejection of the gospel and Christianity in general have something to do with their crime problem.

    I have, however, met one or two (but, not more than two) very nice Canadian people. We should pray for Canada and hold onto hope!

    Lynn

    "...so encourage each other and build one another up." ~1 Thessalonians 5:11

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