would you rather?

[Aardvark]

would you rather have michael jackson or richard simmons as
your dad growing up as a child?

please, everyone, make up sumore "woud you rathers?"!
rules are you must answer the preceeding "would you rather?"
and then make up your own.
the last person to post a "would you rather?" wins

[Patroclus]

Okay, I am game.

Richard Simmons, I wouldn't have to... never mind.

Would you rather have bromidrosiphobia or nanophilia?

Would you rather have a natiform face or be raddled?

[$cirisme]

Bromidrosiphobia.

Would you rather be eaten alive by wild tigers, or be completely frozen in cold waters of the arctic?

[Patroclus]

I would rather be completely frozen in the cold waters of the arctic. It seems faster than the flesh-rending fury that I would have to endure at the paws of a tiger.

Would you rather win a Special Olympics competition or donate your heart?

[Aardvark]

i got a silver in the s.o. last year!

would you rather be tortured to death medieval syle, or be locked in a cell for the rest of your life listening to nothing but 98 (degrees) the entire time?

i swear this is the best game ever!

[Patroclus]

Well, the medieval "style" was not exactly to let the victim die, so I am not sure how to answer that question. However, assuming I do die, the first option sounds the best.

Would you rather gain celebrity status by posing nude or by being pummeled by peacenicks?

[Aardvark]

if i posed nude and people liked it, then we would all be in trouble.

would you rather be dropped, tied up, into a pit of sharp tacks, and
forced to roll around for a few hours by moving columns of fire, or
watch 'the view'?

[elysian]

if i posed nude and people liked it, then we would all be in trouble.

would you rather be dropped, tied up, into a pit of sharp tacks, and
forced to roll around for a few hours by moving columns of fire, or
watch 'the view'?

Dropped, tied up, thrown into the tacks and forced to roll around in fire. 'the view" is more torture than I can possibly endure.

Would you rather spend a weekend among the inmates in a Super Max prison or would you rather spend a weekend spelunking in the sewers of New York City?

[Aardvark]

spelunking is so much fun! definitely that.

of course i would run the risk of gettin eaten by the alligators!

would you rather have beach front property in san diego, or a lifetime supply of your top 3 favorite foods?

you guys are too negative

[$cirisme]

lifetime supply of food, I hate getting sand in my sandals.

Would you rather fly to the moon and establish a permanent human base there(living the rest of your life there), or live in an experimental sea station in the deepest depths of the sea cut off from the rest of the world for 6 months?

[80 Tbird owner]

I would rather be completely frozen in the cold waters of the arctic. It seems faster than the flesh-rending fury that I would have to endure at the paws of a tiger.

Would you rather win a Special Olympics competition or donate your heart?

I'd rather win the special olympics because I need my heart.

[elysian]

lifetime supply of food, I hate getting sand in my sandals.

Would you rather fly to the moon and establish a permanent human base there(living the rest of your life there), or live in an experimental sea station in the deepest depths of the sea cut off from the rest of the world for 6 months?

Definitely the experimental sea station. I wouldn't mind being cut off from the rest of the world as long as I had plenty of good books to read. I'd love the opportunity to catch up on my reading and sleeping!

Would you rather spend the rest of your life wearing nice warm fluffy pink jammies or would you rather spend the rest of your life nekkid?

[Aardvark]

actually nekkid is swahelian for "abundant pleasure" so i would most definitely opt for that. actually i just made that up. if you had to wear pink jammies for the rest of your life i would imagine they would get quite raunchy! so i would definitely go with nekkid.

would you rather be killed in every imaginable way (assuming you keep coming back to life), or have YOUR genitals, name, and global position on display for every tv screen in the world for a week?

you know, im starting to feel like i need psychological help!

[mossrose]

I'm starting to feel like you need psychological help, too.

And I don't even want to play this game......