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March 24th 2003, 02:24 AM #91
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Male - ChristianWell, I have a brand new movie to add to the list.
Dreamcatcher
Don't even waste $2 renting this a few months from now. My gosh, what a horribly badly directed movie. This movie made no freaking sense whatsoever! Almost nothing makes sense! Least of all the ending! Not only is it a deus ex machina ending, but you don't even understand what you're seeing as it's happening! No character development, and an equally badly written screenplay. I still don't understand why Morgan Freeman's character was a bad guy, or why he didn anything he did.
And I'm sure the book is great. The movie often alludes to things... but doesn't say what it's alluding to. It infers things... but doesn't explain what it's inferring. It points to things in the book... but doesn't say what it's pointing to! Incredibly frustrating.
Kasdan hasn't really done many films that are my kind of movies, to be honest. But technically, he is an excellent director. However, you sure wouldn't know it from this bomb.
Avoid this clunker. A terrible failure of a movie, and a waste of my time and money.Thanks for your patience in the thread's I have previously committed myself to. Things are still difficult and topsy-turvy here, and I may actually start work somewhere this week (strong likelihood), so I'll do my best to answer some of those threads! See you in the forums...
When even our Christian leadership has committed to a strategy of compromising on "Do not murder" by supporting judges [like Alito], politicians [like Bush] and rulings that explicitly will kill certain innocent children, it is absurd for us to ask God to bless America. -- Bob Enyart, 1/18/06
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March 24th 2003, 02:42 AM #92
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Male - Catholicmaster of disguise
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March 24th 2003, 03:04 AM #93
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Male - ChristianMaster of Disguise has the dubious dishonor of actually having not one single positive review out of ... I think it was around 50 reviews or so, nation-wide. Not one single positive review. I remember reading that this set a kind of record. No movie had ever failed to get at least one good review from SOMEONE somewhere, at least some crackpot movie critic in some piece-of-junk publication.Thanks for your patience in the thread's I have previously committed myself to. Things are still difficult and topsy-turvy here, and I may actually start work somewhere this week (strong likelihood), so I'll do my best to answer some of those threads! See you in the forums...
When even our Christian leadership has committed to a strategy of compromising on "Do not murder" by supporting judges [like Alito], politicians [like Bush] and rulings that explicitly will kill certain innocent children, it is absurd for us to ask God to bless America. -- Bob Enyart, 1/18/06
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March 25th 2003, 09:16 PM #94
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that movie with christian haydensen (sorry if i spelled his name wrong). Its called something like "life in a house" or "life as a house" or something along those lines. It was so horrible that I don't even want to remember the name of it.....
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March 25th 2003, 10:01 PM #95
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Zombies of the Stratosphere.
It had nothing to do with Zombies OR the Stratosphere, though I did like this guy's rocket suit (a dial for up and down).
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March 28th 2003, 09:18 PM #96
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I have to say I was disappointed in Power Puff Girls: The Movie!!
Possibly one of the worst ever though was The Blair Witch ProjectIf your head is made of wax, don't walk in the sun. -Benjamin Franklin
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September 21st 2005, 03:40 PM #97
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Undisclosed - UnchainedRe: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen...
My pick is Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
DO NOT WATCH!!!!!!!!! (unless you watched the MST3K version)
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September 21st 2005, 03:53 PM #98
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Female - Liberal XtianRe: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen...
If I haven't mentioned it in this thread yet....House of a thousand corpses.
If I did mention it, my apologies for repeating it. It had to be said.
If I have a mystical experience, an experience that's so overwhelming that I know now that there's a God, the cognitive fallout from that is irrelevant. The fact that that experience can be explained by psychologists in numerous ways is irrelevant to the fact that I now know.
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September 21st 2005, 03:55 PM #99
i like to make waffles
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Male - ChristianRe: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen...
definately Napoleon Dynamite
Have you the brain worms?!
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September 21st 2005, 04:01 PM #100
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Female - Liberal XtianRe: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen...
No doubt yxboom! :whew:, I was afraid you were gonna say Little Nicky.
If I have a mystical experience, an experience that's so overwhelming that I know now that there's a God, the cognitive fallout from that is irrelevant. The fact that that experience can be explained by psychologists in numerous ways is irrelevant to the fact that I now know.
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September 21st 2005, 04:04 PM #101
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Male - ChristianRe: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen...
Dang, a sozo thread
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September 21st 2005, 04:05 PM #102
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Male - ChristianRe: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen...
i already did
Originally posted by Xmansmommy
No doubt yxboom! :whew:, I was afraid you were gonna say Little Nicky.Have you the brain worms?!
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September 21st 2005, 04:06 PM #103
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Male - ChristianityRe: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen...
The Chronicles of Riddick.
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September 21st 2005, 04:12 PM #104
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Female - Liberal XtianRe: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen...
I can't help it you have no taste. Originally posted by yxboom™
Well, I did like Eight Heads in a duffle bag so that helps redeem your taste somewhat.
If I have a mystical experience, an experience that's so overwhelming that I know now that there's a God, the cognitive fallout from that is irrelevant. The fact that that experience can be explained by psychologists in numerous ways is irrelevant to the fact that I now know.
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September 21st 2005, 04:12 PM #105
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Female - Liberal XtianRe: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen...
You actually watched all of it? :gasp: Originally posted by Xavier
If I have a mystical experience, an experience that's so overwhelming that I know now that there's a God, the cognitive fallout from that is irrelevant. The fact that that experience can be explained by psychologists in numerous ways is irrelevant to the fact that I now know.
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