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  • #16
    Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
    Oh great, they're gonna get holy water all over the drapes again...
    Unless the curtains are demonic, I don't think that's going to be a big problem.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
      Unless the curtains are demonic, I don't think that's going to be a big problem.
      Holy water is not genteelly applied where appropriate; it is flung with wild abandon. It will inevitably get all over the drapes.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
        No, no, no. It's "Abandon hope all ye who enter here".
        Not even close. It's "Arbeit macht frei." Faint strains of "Hotel California" can be heard in the background.

        /Godwin
        Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

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        • #19
          Welcome to Tweb

          Hopefully the asylum inmates haven't chased you away.

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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          • #20
            . . . the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; . . . -- Romans 1:16 KJV

            . . . that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: . . . -- 1 Corinthians 15:3-4 KJV

            Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: . . . -- 1 John 5:1 KJV

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            • #21
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              Welcome to Tweb

              Hopefully the asylum inmates haven't chased you away.
              Didn't I tell you not to take off your shoes when the newbies are around? You're the one that scare him off!
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              • #22
                Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                Holy water is not genteelly applied where appropriate; it is flung with wild abandon. It will inevitably get all over the drapes.


                I'm still not clear on what part the lampshade plays - but Spart is usually wearing one with the flinging begins...
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                  Didn't I tell you not to take off your shoes when the newbies are around? You're the one that scare him off!
                  You said pants, not shoes.

                  I'm always still in trouble again

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                  • #24
                    That, too.
                    "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                      Holy water is not genteelly applied where appropriate; it is flung with wild abandon. It will inevitably get all over the drapes.
                      I meant that it's not going to leave a stain or anything. However, if the curtains were somehow demonic, they might burst into flames.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
                        I meant that it's not going to leave a stain or anything. However, if the curtains were somehow demonic, they might burst into flames.
                        That's what you think - Cheapo wouldn't spend the money on decent drapes. They're all taffeta and they bleed like crazy when wet!
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