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  • Hey! Wait just one nanosecond...
    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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      • Is it possible to circle the world in one nanosecond?
        If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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        • Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
          Is it possible to circle the world in one nanosecond?
          Probably one day in our glorified bodies.
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          • We are therefore Christ's ambassadors, as though God were making his appeal through us. We implore on Christ's behalf: 'Be reconciled to God!!'
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            • If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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              • "What has the Church gained if it is popular, but there is no conviction, no repentance, no power?" - A.W. Tozer

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                • Originally posted by The Melody Maker View Post
                  Probably one day in our glorified bodies.
                  Except that LIGHT can only travel about a foot in one nanosecond, so unless we can surpass the speed of light.... Teleportation? Flash level super speed? I may have jokingly said that we can't have resurrection bodies yet, because then we'd turn this world into a superhero universe.
                  If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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                  • Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
                    Except that LIGHT can only travel about a foot in one nanosecond, so unless we can surpass the speed of light.... Teleportation? Flash level super speed? I may have jokingly said that we can't have resurrection bodies yet, because then we'd turn this world into a superhero universe.
                    I think you are going to be disappointed. I don't think our resurrection bodies will have any super powers, other than immortality. We won't be flying, or have super speed or x-ray vision or walk through walls. We will just be people who will live forever in glory. Basically what Adam and Eve would have been if they didn't sin.

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                    • Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                      I think you are going to be disappointed. I don't think our resurrection bodies will have any super powers, other than immortality. We won't be flying, or have super speed or x-ray vision or walk through walls. We will just be people who will live forever in glory. Basically what Adam and Eve would have been if they didn't sin.
                      I know. But immortality by itself would still not be a good idea to have right now. Who wants to live forever on a fallen earth? NOT ME!
                      If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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                        • If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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                          • chrawnus! Long time no see!
                            We are therefore Christ's ambassadors, as though God were making his appeal through us. We implore on Christ's behalf: 'Be reconciled to God!!'
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                            • You have been here too long, Bisto. It is time for a new face.
                              Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                              • Any one else who hasn't been here for months?
                                If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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