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    Quote Originally Posted by seer View Post
    Mine's getting twelve miles to the dollar. Too bad there's nowhere to go.

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    That's Madison from Zombieland: Double Tap stupid





    And remember what a woman usually has to do to use a pregnancy test. You might wanna throw that one away.

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingsGambit View Post
    DE brought up a reasonable point in another thread; that if liquor stores are closed, then alcoholics going through withdrawal may end up flooding the ER at the worst possible time.
    They will find the places that are open.

    I know of a guy that went to the pharmacy for more beer. He already was drunk. He was chasing after a bus that already was leaving. He fell under it and lets just say that it wasn't pretty. He had a lot of recovery to do and a lot of pain. But he won millions in a lawsuit against the bus company.

    See? It works out for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossrose View Post
    Your store has one-way aisles now, so it is easier to avoid people.

    Except I didn't obey them.

    That's okay. I don't either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Melody Maker View Post
    That's okay. I don't either.

    Yeah, but they can't fire me for breaking the rules!



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    Quote Originally Posted by mossrose View Post
    Yeah, but they can't fire me for breaking the rules!

    They may keep you from buying toilet paper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikewhitney View Post
    They may keep you from buying toilet paper.
    Pfft. They haven't had any for weeks, so that's an empty threat.

    Besides, I know somebody who works there who can bring some home if they ever get any in.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mossrose View Post
    Pfft. They haven't had any for weeks, so that's an empty threat.

    Besides, I know somebody who works there who can bring some home if they ever get any in.

    Well. It is 64 degrees here. So, ha!!

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    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
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    He was in the Tiger King on Netflix - meth mouth...
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