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    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

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    I have a scar on my arm where when I was 3, my dad sent me to the downstairs apartment (we were at some sort of party) to bring him a bottle of Jim Beam. I slipped on the stairs and broke the bottle cutting my arm. I still remember it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    I have a scar on my arm where when I was 3, my dad sent me to the downstairs apartment (we were at some sort of party) to bring him a bottle of Jim Beam. I slipped on the stairs and broke the bottle cutting my arm. I still remember it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    I have a scar on my arm where when I was 3, my dad sent me to the downstairs apartment (we were at some sort of party) to bring him a bottle of Jim Beam. I slipped on the stairs and broke the bottle cutting my arm. I still remember it.
    Wow. Abusing alcohol at the age of 3!? For shame!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by One Bad Pig View Post
    Wow. Abusing alcohol at the age of 3!? For shame!!!!
    The alcohol abused me!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    The alcohol abused me!!
    Made you so drunk you tripped over your own feet, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    The alcohol abused me!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossrose View Post
    Basil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWall View Post
    Basil.
    No, Basil does not have a cat. Bessarion does, however.
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