Merci for Mercy

[rogue06]

He liked it just fine - until he got in the truck and accidentally set off the self-destruct.

Why do you insist on putting a self-destruct feature in everything?! I mean, seriously, the bird house, the mail box (that postman still won't deliver on your street), and the pooper scooper (you are soooo lucky I found that before I tried to use it! ) - what is with you?

It goes back to the lesson that mom kept teaching us: "make sure you destroy all the evidence!"

[Teallaura]

It goes back to the lesson that mom kept teaching us: "make sure you destroy all the evidence!"

That was your Aunt Margie, the one serving 25 to life in San Quentin. Your mom was the one that kept telling you to quit imitating Aunt Margie.

Did you forget to open the window while playing with your chemistry set again?

[One Bad Pig]

Speaking of windows, a friend of mine was sitting with a cop buddy in his cruiser watching for speeders, and somebody came along going 105 mph. The cop said, "I got this!" and hurriedly dumped his fresh jumbo mug of coffee out the window - except he forgot he didn't have the window open first.

Needless to say, that one got away.