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      Psst, do you have a book on P____?

      It's a quiet lazy day in the library when she comes in. First she gives a furtive look in the door, then edges her way in as if she were trying not to fall off of a cliff. She glances around nervously as she makes her way to the desk.

      She's wearing a disguise, possibly the worst ever. An oversized Fedora and sunglasses cover much of her head and face with the obviously fake blonde wig hiding the rest. A hem of blue peeks out from under her trench coat just above the matching knee high boots. Her hands are shoved into her pockets, but the top of the cuff of her long glove is still showing.

      You stifle the urge to laugh as she reaches the desk. She leans way over, trying to reach your ear, which you obligingly lower to her. Her voice is shaky and hesitant as she whispers her question, "Can you recommend to me a good book that provides an overview of the Preterist position? Don't tell anyone I asked... I looked up the Website, very nice, but I need the beginner course. Can you help me please?"

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      Matthew 8:26-27

      He replied, "You of little faith, why are you so afraid?" Then He got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm.
      The men were amazed and asked, "What kind of man is this this? Even the wind and the waves obey Him!"

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      Re: Psst, do you have a book on P____?

      Quote Originally posted by Teallaura
      It's a quiet lazy day in the library when she comes in. First she gives a furtive look in the door, then edges her way in as if she were trying not to fall off of a cliff. She glances around nervously as she makes her way to the desk.

      She's wearing a disguise, possibly the worst ever. An oversized Fedora and sunglasses cover much of her head and face with the obviously fake blonde wig hiding the rest. A hem of blue peeks out from under her trench coat just above the matching knee high boots. Her hands are shoved into her pockets, but the top of the cuff of her long glove is still showing.

      You stifle the urge to laugh as she reaches the desk. She leans way over, trying to reach your ear, which you obligingly lower to her. Her voice is shaky and hesitant as she whispers her question, "Can you recommend to me a good book that provides an overview of the Preterist position? Don't tell anyone I asked... I looked up the Website, very nice, but I need the beginner course. Can you help me please?"



      Lets see, there are three good ones,

      End times Fiction
      , Really good if you have read the Left Behnd books
      Last Days maddness,
      The last days according to Jesus,

      Good reading

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      Thanks! Really appreciate it! Gotta sneak out now....
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

      Matthew 8:26-27

      He replied, "You of little faith, why are you so afraid?" Then He got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm.
      The men were amazed and asked, "What kind of man is this this? Even the wind and the waves obey Him!"

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      Re: Psst, do you have a book on P____?

      How about "I want to be left behind" By Ted Noel. It's avaiable from Amazon.

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      Re: Psst, do you have a book on P____?

      Hank Hanegraaff's recent book "The Apocalypse Code" is pretty good also!

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      Re: Psst, do you have a book on P____?

      I think this is the oldest thread to have ever been ressurected
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      You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart." — Steve Jobs

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      Um, yeah - I had only been a member 2 weeks when I started this. Oddly enough, I'd been looking for it a few weeks back.

      Thanks, fellas - I'll check those out.
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

      Matthew 8:26-27

      He replied, "You of little faith, why are you so afraid?" Then He got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm.
      The men were amazed and asked, "What kind of man is this this? Even the wind and the waves obey Him!"

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      Did someone post here to resurrect it then delete that Post? Because I found it searching NEW posts. When I looked at the date, I totally missed the 2005 part! Weird!
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      No, I don't see a deleted post.
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

      Matthew 8:26-27

      He replied, "You of little faith, why are you so afraid?" Then He got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm.
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      Let's blame it on yxboom.
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      Reader's Advisory Rocks.

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      Re: Psst, do you have a book on P____?

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Ted Noel a hyperpreterist?

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      Psst, do you have a book on P____?
      Pooping?

      I always liked this one: http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops.../dp/0916291456
      Proverbs 25:2 - "It is the glory of God to conceal a matter, But the glory of kings is to search out a matter."

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