Jesus is Returning Sooner than You Think!!

[pancreasman]

Michael,

I know you're going to see this as another 'attack' but I assure you that I thinking of you. Read this:

http://bipolar.about.com/b/2010/10/0...d-by-mania.htm

Does that sound familiar to you?

I hope you can agree that you do make some extravagant claims for yourself. I hope you can also see that given the large number of nuts on the internet, it is entirely natural to be skeptical about your claims. Other than your say so, what evidence would you present to another person that all of this is not in your head?

[MichaelCadry]

Oh Pancreasman,

Of course I find it difficult if not highly improbable that you will believe my claims. It says in the Bible that noone would believe me and that the earth's people were tormented by what these two witnesses/prophets had to say. See Rev. 11:10. See also Daniel 10:21. And the king of Grecia is, as I was told by the angel, a man named Stephen Georgiou, also know as Cat Stevens, or Yusuf Islam. He used to be a popular singer/songwriter. Listen to the words of his song Peace Train: "Get your bags together. Go, bring your good friends too. 'Cause it's getter nearer (the end times). It soon will be with you. Now come and join the living! It's not so far from you, and it's getting nearer; soon it will all be true. O Peace Train, Holy Roller, everyone jump on the Peace Train. O, Peace Train, take this country. Come take me home again. O Peace Train, Sounding Louder, glide on the Peace Train.

Anyways, Pancreasman and Debbaux, I hold nothing against you for not believing me and I instead pray that some day, you will find it out for the truth. When that happens, then you'll know I've been truthful to you and am not insane. I cannot send you a free copy of my book, because I only have four left, and I'm going to use them for the most important instances. I have other proof of about 15 pages long that also help to prove my claims. If you want a copy of them, I could do that, but you'd have to Private Message me your address, or a friend's address where you can get them in the mail, and then you could study the scriptures along with the pages I send you and a copy of my last book. That's about all I can tell you. I AM trying.

May the Holy Spirit Alight Upon You If It Be God's Will,

MichaelC

[Debbaux]

Dear misguided Michael, one very last post from me on your thread, with two short points.

1. I wouldn’t be waiting for people to come over to your way of thinking. It isn’t going to happen. Even Jesus Christ didn’t big-note himself like you do. When asked who He was, he answered “Who do you say I am?” and let others bear witness to him, which they did in massive numbers. I don’t see a bunch of people jumping over each other to bear witness to you. You appear to be a self-proclaimed ‘prophet’ and acting as your one and only witness as well.

2. I hope Uri Geller isn’t in a suing mood if he ever sees what you’ve written about him, which no doubt someone will point out to him one day. Defamation action is ugly and costly. You really shouldn't keep defaming him when all he's ever done is perform tricks that other magicians can do too. Unless you can personally name the 666 people you say he has defiled in some way and prove it in court, it might be best if you find someone else to fill his role in your story. What about someone like Houdini? At least he’s dead and can’t sue.

Over and out.

[MichaelCadry]

Dear Debbaux,

I am far from being misguided. OK, who do you say that I am?? We already know who do you say that I am from you. Let others decide what they want also. It will probably be similar to what you think. If you want a positive honest answer about me, go to my website and read the two comments on the My Blog page. The website is: www.jesusreturningverysoon.com
There you will find some excellent references of someone who was with me when one of God's miracles took place for me. Her name is Salli Weber.

Also, don't think I'm worried about Uri Geller. I would welcome the PUBLICITY of any such event very much. I am quite able to EXPOSE him. You don't have any idea of all of the proof I have in my home to clear my name and smear his. Blessed be the day to get to bring him down where he belongs. He's already said that it hurts his head to pray to God. That was in one of his books. He also compared himself to Jesus, saying could Jesus move the hands of watches like he could?? Of course his teacher told him no because they didn't have watches back then. That's where he is called the 'antichrist' for, because he compares himself to Jesus. The miracles that Jesus did were of God. The 'miracles' of Uri are from the devil, mostly using electromagnetic force. See Daniel 11:38. 'he shall not worship the God that his father's worshipped, nor regard any God, but he shall instead worship a God of forces, a god his fathers never knew shall he honour with gold, silver, precious stones and pleasant things.' I.E. gold watches, silver ware, diamonds and compasses, etc. He makes a living right now off of finding where to dig for diamonds for the Arabs. He's over being a millionaire, but his riches will get him nowhere, even if he could take them with him.

Debbaux, don't be upset with me. It is what it is.

May God Guide You,
MichaelC

MichaelC

[smaneck]

Pancreasman and Smaneck and Catholicity 28. I answered your posts very well in a post that I did here for you and threatened to go to BeliefNet instead of TheologyWeb, and the moderators booted me. It's on all your heads as well. God doesn't make deals with creeps!!

Gee, aren't we sensitive? Why would your going to BeliefNet be a threat to us? And what deals exactly are we talking about?

[smaneck]

It says in the Bible that noone would believe me and that the earth's people were tormented by what these two witnesses/prophets had to say.

I don't think anyone is tormented by you, Michael. In fact they probably hang around because they are amused.

And the king of Grecia is, as I was told by the angel, a man named Stephen Georgiou, also know as Cat Stevens, or Yusuf Islam.

Amazing. And all this time I thought it was the Seleucid Emperor who put an idol of himself up in the Jewish Temple.

[pancreasman]

I don't think anyone is tormented by you, Michael. In fact they probably hang around because they are amused.



Amazing. And all this time I thought it was the Seleucid Emperor who put an idol of himself up in the Jewish Temple.

I think it's cooler if it's Cat Stevens. At least there would be groovy music to have an apocalypse by.

[MichaelCadry]

Dear Smaneck,
Amazing! And I always thought it was another person. Smaneck, you are saying things out of college classes that you went to instead of listening to your heart. "And I always thought it was the Seleucid Emporer." You ought to wait until God tells you who it is instead. You just deduce what and who you think things are and do, and have never been visited by the Lord ever. And yes, you find my posts a bit less amusing and more or less, a thorn in your side. I really don't want to talk with you anymore because you are so far gone in your beliefs that you seem to be an antichrist follower. Eeeeek!! You deny the truth, even when it bites you in the butt, and try to say things are your way instead. Go away and talk more with God. If you could hear and know His voice instead of the devil's, you'd have a better chance. I tire of explaining all of your unusual beliefs and interpretations and will not keep doing so any longer. If you have big stories to plug, leave me out, Miss Know-It-All. You are wrong most of the time and your beliefs have confused many people in the process. What will you explain to God when you meet Him face to face and you tell Him that you thought what you believed in was truth. AND that you've misled people and so their souls are lost because you taught them the wrong thing? You seem to be really out there. If it turns up tails, it's tails.

MichaelC

[MichaelCadry]

You all!. You might find my story a bit more believable by going to my website at:

www.jesusreturningverysoon.com

There is no charge to go to the site, unlike some websites. Well, I'm really tired now. It is past my bedtime. God Bless You All With Jesus In Your Hearts!!

MichaelCadry

[smaneck]

Dear Smaneck,
Smaneck, you are saying things out of college classes that you went to instead of listening to your heart.

Actually, this is what I *teach* in my college classes. I just gave a lecture on Judaism during the Hellenistic Period which is when Daniel was written.

You just deduce what and who you think things are and do, and have never been visited by the Lord ever.

You don't know whether God has visited me anymore than I know whether God has visited you.

And yes, you find my posts a bit less amusing and more or less, a thorn in your side.

Nope, sorry, no thorn.

I really don't want to talk with you anymore because you are so far gone in your beliefs that you seem to be an antichrist follower.

You are perfectly free not to answer my posts.

I tire of explaining all of your unusual beliefs and interpretations

LOL. *My* interpretations are unusual?

[MichaelCadry]

If you had ever been visited by God, you would do the same thing that I do. And yes, your interpretations are unusual. You say that two two witnesses or prophets have come already. But since Mohammed is suppose to be the Last Prophet, then what of these two other prophets you speak of coming after him? I think you also said Jesus has already come?? And what again are the two names you call these prophets/witnesses?
MC

[smaneck]

If you had ever been visited by God, you would do the same thing that I do.

And what exactly is that?

And yes, your interpretations are unusual. You say that two two witnesses or prophets have come already.

And that is more unusual than saying Cat Stevens is the King of Greece?

But since Mohammed is suppose to be the Last Prophet, then what of these two other prophets you speak of coming after him?

Actually Muhammad was one of those Witnesses. The other witness was Ali.

[MichaelCadry]

Then how was Ali not one of the Last Prophets, like Mohammed, too?? And when did these two prophets visit the earth?? And hundreds of years later and we still have not seen the Rapture. It is fishy.

If you were ever visited by God, you would absolutely KNOW IT and you would vehemently say so. You would sing His Praises and Laud His Creations. And you would believe and dearly love Jesus as the Christ, the Son of the Living God. That's what I think. Do you have any books written that include your visit from God?? Are they in your downtown Library and at every major bookstore by special order??

God Help You Teach the Truth Better,
MichaelC

[MichaelCadry]

Cat Stevens is SYMBOLICALLY the king of grecia mentioned there in the Bible. This is what I was told, and I know that I'm right and your wrong, because I received it from an angel. How 'bout you??
MichaelC

[pancreasman]

Cat Stevens is SYMBOLICALLY the king of grecia mentioned there in the Bible. This is what I was told, and I know that I'm right and your wrong, because I received it from an angel. How 'bout you??
MichaelC

Was the angel wearing seventies flares?