Jesus is Returning Sooner than You Think!!

[MichaelCadry]

Dear Zeta,

I'm sorry, but I don't feel right about asking for a sign all just for you because of a whim of yours. We should not tempt the Lord and He has plenty enough to do already. Call the NY Daily News reporter if you wish. If you like, I can send you a copy of the letter that I sent to the reporter telling him about the snow that the Lord sent for the reporter and a copy of the New York Post's news article that the 7" of snow did happen. You can even give me a neighbor's address if you like and I will mail it to you through them. That is if you don't want to give me your address. Anyway, I really think this is for the best for now. You hang in there!!

In His Name,
MichaelC

[Sparko]

Dear Mossrose,

I'm praying for a sign that the Lord is really with me and my testimony. It is Zeta who wants a sign and I really don't feel like I should even do it for him. Either way, if he gets rain, fine, and if he doesn't, fine. At least I'm trying to satiate his fervent desire to have a sign. I should just let him call the Daily News reporter instead of all of this. I'm not so sure God is too keen on my asking for a sign when usually He doesn't do it, for reasons I've mentioned already, and there may not be an affirmative response because of it. Now that I think of it, I think I am going to rescind my offer for a sign from the Lord because it is really putting the Lord God to test Him, and Jesus did say "Do not tempt the Lord, thy God." So you are all right and Zeta is wrong and I am wrong for even wanting to appease Zeta. Amen.

Let it so be,
MichaelC

So if the sign you pray for happens, then it is God confirming you as his prophet, and if the sign doesn't happen then it is God saying not to ask for a sign?

Seems like you have all the bases covered.

[smaneck]

Why are you praying for something bad to happen as a sign, instead of something good to happen?

Hey, this is what the Bible says the Two Witnesses are supposed to do:


11:5 And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and devoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed.

11:6 These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will.

(King James Bible, Revelation)

So apparently they are supposed to stop the rain, not cause it. And the way Michael insists on treating me as an enemy I suppose I should be afraid of being consumed by fire.

I'd settle for him to turning water into blood. That seems to be the most innocuous sign.

Go for it, Michael!

[MichaelCadry]

Dear Sparko,

I was in the midst of praying for a sign and everyone was questioning my reasons. Now I change my mind and this is what I get. There is no pleasing all of you out there. I will pray and decide what to do.

And no, I don't have all bases covered. If the Lord does not send the sign, then it means that I, not God, am just changing my mind.

MichaelC

[MichaelCadry]

Hi Susan,

Thanks for reminding us of the spiritual verses. I should have known I would hear from you soon and am glad you posted. Susan, you don't even know what it means there when it says turning water into blood. It means livestock or people would be killed because of waters, like rain or hurricanes, or floods.

Now as far as I am concerned, I will pray to God that Zeta receives no rain for the next month, until Sept. 16, 2011. That is what my prayer to the Lord shall be, to glorify God, and not myself whatsoever. This is so that he will know that the Lord gave me a true testimony and that He is with me.

So be it,

Michael C

[Sparko]

Hi Susan,

Thanks for reminding us of the spiritual verses. I should have known I would hear from you soon and am glad you posted. Susan, you don't even know what it means there when it says turning water into blood. It means livestock or people would be killed because of waters, like rain or hurricanes, or floods.

Now as far as I am concerned, I will pray to God that Zeta receives no rain for the next month, until Sept. 16, 2011. That is what my prayer to the Lord shall be, to glorify God, and not myself whatsoever. This is so that he will know that the Lord gave me a true testimony and that He is with me.

So be it,

Michael C

Well the Holy Scriptures do say that the witnesses can cause any plagues any time they wish. You could cause the plague of frogs or something like that and it would not be that bad.

[MichaelCadry]

Dear Sparko,

I know you'd like frogs, but I'm not trying to copy Moses. The answer I gave Zeta about no rain will stand, as the Lord God has allowed me, even though He does all of the work keeping things dry there at Zeta's home. Pull out your sprinkler and hose to say the least. Your water bill will be higher than usual indeed. And this is a hurricane month, so it is a bad time to say no rain, but that's what I stand by and what My Father stands by for me and for Him indeed. Amen.

MichaelC

[Sparko]

Dear Sparko,

I know you'd like frogs, but I'm not trying to copy Moses. The answer I gave Zeta about no rain will stand, as the Lord God has allowed me, even though He does all of the work keeping things dry there at Zeta's home. Pull out your sprinkler and hose to say the least. Your water bill will be higher than usual indeed. And this is a hurricane month, so it is a bad time to say no rain, but that's what I stand by and what My Father stands by for me and for Him indeed. Amen.

MichaelC

We just got rain today, as a matter of fact.

[MichaelCadry]

Zeta, you've really opened a can of worms. To be exact, there will be no rain upon YOUR HOUSE for the next 29 days. It does not mean Roanoke shall necessarily get no rain, but only upon your house shall there be no rain. Thus, I am done for this matter.

To One Who Presses His Luck,

MichaelC

[Zeta Metroid]

OK
So, you're absolutely sure that this sign will come to pass? (Not like the others which...did not seem to occur.)

[smaneck]

Hi Susan,

Thanks for reminding us of the spiritual verses. I should have known I would hear from you soon and am glad you posted. Susan, you don't even know what it means there when it says turning water into blood. It means livestock or people would be killed because of waters, like rain or hurricanes, or floods.

Really? Did an angel tell you this was the correct interpretation?

[MichaelCadry]

Dear Zeta,

Yes, this sign from the Lord God will happen. Just don't ask for any other signs, cause EVERYONE wants a sign. I cannot accommodate all who want a sign just so they believe. So believe you are lucky that the Lord shall send you this sign.

In Jesus' Name and In the Name of the Lord God,

MichaelC

[MichaelCadry]

Dear Susan,

Now I must bear you. No, I learned it from the Lord God! Water turning to blood is the same as a human's or animal's blood being shed because of a occurence of water, namely a tornado, hurricane, flood, tsunami, tropical depression, etc., in my case. Enough said.

MichaelC

[MichaelCadry]

Dear Sparko,

Do you also live in Roanoke, Virginia?? Whatever. It is upon Zeta's home anyways, so let me know.

MichaelC

[Sparko]

Dear Sparko,

Do you also live in Roanoke, Virginia?? Whatever. It is upon Zeta's home anyways, so let me know.

MichaelC

No. you said something about "Pull out your sprinkler and hose to say the least. Your water bill will be higher than usual indeed"

and since the post was addressed to me, I assumed that by you saying "your" you meant I would not get any rain either.