Zombie Survivor Thread

[guacamole]

Take the test before voting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...89821747660792

I did.

[tate4242]

Speaking of Zombies.......

Sometimes being a prophetess can be kind of tough.....Apostle Elisabeth Elijah Nikomia was not too anxious to pass on this message regarding Satan loosing zombies at the same night as The Bride of YAHUSHUA/Jesus is raptured to meet Him in the air......

http://www.almightywind.com/prophecy/proph21.htm

Part 2 "The Dead Shall Rise"

HERE IS ONE MORE REVELATION I HAVE SHARED WITH THIS PROPHET I AM SPEAKING TO GET READY FOR A SHOCK TO YOUR DOCTRINAL TEACHING AND HEAR A TRUTH MOST HAVE not COMPREHENDED AND I HAD TO GIVE THIS PROPHET WRITING UNDER MY ANOINTING in DREAMS to confirm this, as well as speaking it, and even spoke it from her own young son yet she didn't listen for it shook up what she had been taught as a new babe in Christ. Get ready for a shock to your religious training and beware DON'T MOCK what you don't UNDERSTAND! I am a GOD that cannot lie, this prophet is writing under my Anointing she cannot lie to you and has NO reason to bring the ridicule that will be heaped upon her, other then speaking forth my truths. I have just recently shown Sherrie these things in the month of July and confirmed them through others as she spoke them BOLDLY forth and pondered and tested the spirit that spoke. Oh I indeed say in my word, " And the dead in Christ shall rise first and You which are living will be CAUGHT UP to MEET the LORD in the AIR! but here is the part you have not understood. LISTEN CLOSELY! Satan will MOCK the RISING of the SAINTS! When their Spirit bodies come and join with the earthly bodies they will indeed WALK THE EARTH like when I was resurrected! The saints ROSE did they not? Satan counterfeits EVERYTHING I do, and so he shall do it again.

Daniel 12:1: And at that time shall Michael stand up, the great prince which standeth for the children of thy people: and there shall be a time of trouble, such as never was since there was a nation even to that same time: and at that time thy people shall be delivered, every one that shall be found written in the book.
12:2: And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.
12:3: And they that be wise shall shine as the brightness of the firmament; and they that turn many to righteousness as the stars for ever and ever.

I tell you this now so when you see these things come to pass you will not fear his ARMY OF ZOMBIES that will be slain by the POWER OF THE CROSS of JESUS CHRIST! REMEMBER hit them with a board or wood that represents the CROSS! The DEAD in CHRIST which shall walk and witness to my GLORY will walk as in times of old and testify of HEAVEN and not to take the MARK OF THE BEAST! They shall PROVE there is LIFE after DEATH! My saints you will HEAR and SEE! in glorified bodies THAT CAN not BE KILLED! Satan will say it's not only the Christians that have risen from their graves, but those that are not Christian and he will PROVE it by causing GREAT FEAR to come upon everyone that has not heard my words this day! They will look at his evil flesh eating demons that have joined with the heathen earthly bodies in the graves, coming out of the bottomless pit, to cause chaos so this miracle will go unnoticed, but Satan's Army of the Dead are not really the Mothers, Fathers, Sisters, Brothers, Husbands and Wives of the Heathen, but DEMONS who will BITE and these DEMONS will be transferred into the LIVING but again ONLY THE HEATHEN can be affected by this!

So hit them with a piece of wood in the name of Jesus Christ! Rebuke them! and bind them! cast the demons out, say the Blood of Jesus Christ is against you Satan! and all demons must flee from ME! and they shall! The Heathen Dead will FALL to the ground! Radiation from UFO's did not create this chaos, it is a PLAN FROM HELL AND YOU HAVE BEEN FOR WARNED BY THIS PROPHET THIS DAY! Who asked me not to let her speak this till it was my timing! ITS MY TIMING NOW! NOW for another Shocker are you ready? YES you shall be CAUGHT UP TO MEET ME IN THE AIR! TRULY YOU SHALL BE EN RAPTURED WITH YOUR SAVIOR IN MY ARMS! but FIRST I remind you did I not walk the earth for 40 days after my resurrection? In my Glorified BODY? YOU ARE THE BODY OF JESUS CHRIST and so shall you do the same again! Witnessing FOR ME! Warning not to take the Mark of the beast to the Heathen! Proving Heaven is real! Jesus is real! Death is not the end but the beginning of either Salvation, or Damnation!

Then after the 40 days where you walk in your Glorified bodies, where no bars can hold you! No need for food or water but you can have it if you choose. Did I not eat fish? Did I not have a body where Thomas poked me in the side? So shall you also. Did I not walk through walls? the door was locked when I first went to my disciples remember? So shall you walk through walls! Nothing will be impossible for you! for 40 days! Those who don't have glorified bodies will grieve for they will know that Jesus Christ spoke the truth when he said as you have seen me go into the clouds so shall you also. I spoke those words by my Holy Spirit to my disciples! Now I am speaking them again through my disciple Sherrie Elijah! Rejoice for those who belong to me! How much greater of a reward for this earth to see you in your Glorified BODY and for the enemy to know they can't KILL you ever again! The ones I weep over like is portrayed in the painting and vision "One Minute Until Midnight" are the CHURCH OF THE PRETENDERS! RELIGION WILL KEEP YOU FROM BEING MY BRIDE! LOVING, OBEDIENT RELATIONSHIP WITH ME IS THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL PARTAKE IN THIS BLESSING!

[Tfbandie]

Brainssss!!!!!!

[Tfbandie]

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 71!

[Ice Angel]

Official Survivor with a score of
81!

[Chuck Lee]

I made it barely, with a score of 40. Whew.

[{Tim}]

*SURVIVOR* 42% I guess I got lucky.

Since when is a Colt .45 a light handgun?

[Sheepdog]

Official survivor, 57 points. Probably trying to help out other people and not knowing where a gun shop is in the area are what hurt my score.