Thread: Yoda is a Dope
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May 17th 2005, 04:57 PM #1
Yoda is a Dope
Yeah, I said it.
Yoda isn't only a big dopey muppet, he's an ugly dopey muppet.
Just because he speaks like English is his second language doesn't make him master of anything other than weak minded sci-fi junkies too disconnected from real life to be capable of identifying a believable character.
Sci-fi mavens need to grow up and get into some adult material instead of constantly feeding on the trash Dopeywood keeps throwing out there. Star Wars is pulp, people, absolute pulp and it is less real than the artificially colored grease they dump on your popcorn.
Oh sure, if you don't want to think you can let out your belt a notch and go buy the Mega-Bucket of popcorn and the 64oz. coke for $8.00 -- at least the 3500 calories you'll consume will dull your brain enough to make it somewhat enjoyable.
Pfft. (1)
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1: How is that for picking a fight?
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May 17th 2005, 05:03 PM #2
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And I thought you were just picking your nose.
Life sometimes needs to be grabbed by the throat and beaten with a lead pipe. ~ Sir Longpost, a good friend of mine.
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May 17th 2005, 05:09 PM #3
Re: Yoda is a Dope
I don't like you anymore.
Originally posted by Justin (Wiccan)
You used to be nice -- but now you are mean.
*fakes a tear*
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May 17th 2005, 05:11 PM #4
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<:3 )~~~ <---- MOUSE
[<|] <---- MOUSE TRAP
... oh, sorry... we were in the middle of discussing Yoda.
I suddenly became interested in making little symbols.
Continue...
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May 17th 2005, 05:11 PM #5
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May 17th 2005, 05:12 PM #6
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May 17th 2005, 05:12 PM #7
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Sorry you will be...
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May 17th 2005, 05:19 PM #8
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May 17th 2005, 05:21 PM #9
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Yes... the acid is strong with that one
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May 17th 2005, 05:25 PM #10
Re: Yoda is a Dope
"Star Wars" doesn't pretend to be real science fiction, IMO. It's a revival of the space serials that formerly accompanied full-length movies back when everyone in the US attended movies regularly.
Flash Gordon, Commando Cody ... those are the footsteps that Lucas intended to follow.
Enjoy it for what it is.
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May 17th 2005, 05:29 PM #11
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Succumb to the Dark Side, you have...Hmmm...
Originally posted by Mad_Gerbil
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May 17th 2005, 05:31 PM #12
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Cruel to be kind am I, young Jedi.
Originally posted by Mad_Gerbil
Life sometimes needs to be grabbed by the throat and beaten with a lead pipe. ~ Sir Longpost, a good friend of mine.
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May 17th 2005, 05:31 PM #13
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Pay for your slander of me you will! The law firm of Jabba, Jotha, Dweezar, & Jones on retainer have I! In court will I see you!
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Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe its name was, thought I.
Originally posted by C. D. Ward
Life sometimes needs to be grabbed by the throat and beaten with a lead pipe. ~ Sir Longpost, a good friend of mine.
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May 17th 2005, 06:35 PM #15
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I'm leaving this thread.
I won't pay for this trash.... I won't even take it for free.
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