The Cult of Cabbage Worship

[Spiritus Naturae]

and you forgot verse 36:
"And lo, all things came out in the end."

[Sparko]

!egabbaC

And the evil red cabbage hath invaded the cabbage thread and together with the false anti-cabbage Teal and the false prophet Eudyptes formed the Cabbagic Beast. And yea, the number of the cabbagic beast shall be 64, 40, & 100 in Decimal, Hex and Octal respectively and in triplicate or shall be written thusly: @@@ - Let those with noses smell.

And when the fullness of the bowls of cabbage soup shall be poured out unto the world the Cabbagic Beast shall be drowned then bound for 1000 years with chains of cabbage leaves and will be held in the smelliest of kimchee until the judgement day.

And they shall forever remain outside of the kingdom of cabbage, where there will be holding of noses and gagging, for that is where the waste gasses are pumped.

:gas:

-- Revelation of St. John of the List, Apostle of Cabbage.

[Teallaura]

And in the last days, the deceived followers of the cabbage will claim 'here is the cabbage' or 'lookie, there is the cabbage' but in fact there will be no cabbage as the Great Llama of the Apocalypse will have digested the cabbage and yo, he is even yet resting in the Field of Contentment, waiting the day to come.
And this will be a sign to you: they will claim the true cabbage and give themselves titles such as 'apostle of cabbage' but there will be no cabbage, just the unpleasant odor from the last of the cabbage wafting in the natural way of digested cabbage. In that day there will be confusion and many will yearn for the coming of the Great Llama to eat the last of the lying books, even "The Tome of The Great Cabbages of Infinity Past". and "The Great Tome of The One True Cabbage" ....

:llamaride:



First Book of the Banana Rama Llama, Sutra II, verse 99^3/4

[Sparko]

Everyone knows Llamas do not eat cabbage, you are posting false doctrine. You will be punished severely and will never enter into the kingdom of the cabbage patch with an attitude like that, young lady!

[Spiritus Naturae]

We need more brains! More grist for the mill that is the Cabbage Cult!

Submit your noggin for a 'Spring Cleaning'...let go of your disdain for cabbage and be at peace.

[Sparko]

I have changed my user name to Sparko in reverence to the cabbage. The 'O' in my name represents the cabbage's supreme roundness. The green color of my name represents it's leafy goodnesss.

Spark:cabbage:

[Spiritus Naturae]

I have changed my user name to Sparko in reverence to the cabbage. The 'O' in my name represents the cabbage's supreme roundness. The green color of my name represents it's leafy goodnesss.

Spark:cabbage:

Quite possibly the most beautiful thing anyone has done for cabbage on this board yet. May Brassica bless you, Brother Sparko.

[QuantaFille]

May I have my brain washed again? It doesn't really need it, but I like having my brain washed. It is fun.

[Spiritus Naturae]

May I have my brain washed again? It doesn't really need it, but I like having my brain washed. It is fun.

But of course...I'll even "Scotch Guard" it for you this time around.

washy washy, scrubby scrubby

[QuantaFille]

Wow! Scotch Guard! To keep out all the evil Anti-Cabbage thoughts! Thanks!!!

[QuantaFille]

Hey, may I also be the Guardian of the Cabbage? Or has that position been filled already?

[Teallaura]

Wow! Scotch Guard! To keep out all the evil Anti-Cabbage thoughts! Thanks!!!

(You really don't like cabbage that much... kinda green now that you think about it... and it smells funny...)


Scotch Guard ain't all it's cracked up to be, huh?

[Sparko]

:seallama: <--- Evil.

:cabbage: <---Good.

[eudyptes]

[attachment] <--- Supreme Slawmighty Red

[eudyptes]

"Lettuce cast aside that which is green and unholy. Yea, we shall turn to the Slawmighty Red - the true Cabbage."