The Cult of Cabbage Worship

[Sparko]

What? No way. The True List is the official TWeb cult!

Uh...

Tuck, The True List(tm) annexed the Cabbage Cult last week, remember? They are now the judgement arm of the True List(tm)

Anyone who is in rebellion to the True List(tm) will be pelted by cabbages until they repent.

The True List(tm) is all in all.

*burp*

Thus spake St. John of the True List and Cardinal Bombadeer of the Cabbage Cult.

:cabbagebomb:

[Spiritus Naturae]

Uh...

Tuck, The True List™ annexed the Cabbage Cult last week, remember? They are now the judgement arm of the True List™

Anyone who is in rebellion to the True List™ will be pelted by cabbages until they repent.

The True List™ is all in all.

*burp*

Thus spake St. John of the True List and Cardinal Bombadeer of the Cabbage Cult.

:cabbagebomb:

It is as you speak, cabbage head...err, I mean St. John of the True List and Cardinal Bombadeer of the Cabbage Cult.

[Spiritus Naturae]

Washing the brain of JJ

Your name is no longer JJ, but rather

Choy Sum of the Hakusai

Go now and spread the Cabbage Message, Choy Sum.

...and don't forget the one true martial artist with deadly cabbage kung-fu fists, Choy Sum of the Hakusai!

[Sparko]

...and don't forget the one true martial artist with deadly cabbage kung-fu fists, Choy Sum of the Hakusai!

:cabbagefu:

[Spiritus Naturae]

:cabbagefu:

deadly accurate is the Cabbage Kung-Fu...excellent, St. John of the True List!

[Sparko]

:cabbagefu: is the weapon of the Cabbage Inquisition.

and :cabbagebomb: - these two are the weapons of the Cabbage Inquisition.

along with the mocking laugh of the :cabbage: - these things are the weapons of the Cabbage Inquisition.

Fear us. Thou shalt shake like a leaf!

Brrrrrinnnng out the comfy cabbage!

[Gideon Brown]

along with the mocking laugh of the :cabbage: - these things are the weapons of the Cabbage Inquisition.

Uh, really? I thought that was a yawn.

[Sparko]

Uh, really? I thought that was a yawn.

uh, no. It is a gaffaw.

[eudyptes]

Don't be mislead by the evil green....the Red Cabbage is the only true cabbage.

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[RumTumTugger]

Don't be mislead by the evil green....the Red Cabbage is the only true cabbage.

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back you arm of Satan
In the name of the all almighty :sn: back I say

Kim Chee of the Bok Choy Mostest Highest Priestess of the OTVCC and TL.

[eudyptes]

back you arm of Satan
In the name of the all almighty :sn: back I say

Kim Chee of the Bok Choy Mostest Highest Priestess of the OTVCC and TL.

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
Violence inherent in the system!
Violence inherent in the system!


...the evil followers of the green must resort to vile ways to prevent the truth of the Red Cabbage from being proclaimed.

[Teallaura]

back you arm of Satan
In the name of the all almighty :sn: back I say

Kim Chee of the Bok Choy Mostest Highest Priestess of the OTVCC and TL.

Okay, you've hit the 'public use' limit. Cease and desist using TL^TM in your public advertising. TL^TM is the trademark of Teallaura Cabbage Cookery, Inc. Don't make me sic the lawyers on you!


:marvinwalk:

Remember folks, it's TL^TM for the best cabbage you'll ever sink your teeth into!

If it's not TL^TM, it's not cabbage!

[Sparko]

Take that! :cabbagefu: you evil cabbage cooker!

[Teallaura]

:ncabb:..................:lasershoot:

Come back here!!!! Come on, you'll love being sauerkraut!

[Sparko]

:ncabb:..................:lasershoot:

Come back here!!!! Come on, you'll love being sauerkraut!

Guuden Murneeng! Bork Bork Bork!

Tudey ve-a meke-a sooerkroot.

Furst ve-a teke-a zee cebbege-a und chup it up. Bork!

Zen ve-a poot zee cebbege-a in tu zee put. Ve-a bueel zee cebbege-a unteel it is cuuked, bork bork, zeen ve-a poot it in jers und poot in zee feeneger und let it seet fur a yeer oor tvu.

Bork Bork Bork!

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