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Thread: The Cult of Cabbage Worship
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June 21st 2005, 10:27 AM #61
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Gather round, my Cabbage minions! It has come to my attention that there is a movement afoot to deprogram you all...to pollute your minds which I have so lovingly cleansed, scrubbed and steam cleaned of the world's cabbage hating evil and filth.
Do not succumb, children of the Cabbage! Resist and great will be the gifts bestowed upon thee by Brassica, the All Powerful and Pungent!
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June 21st 2005, 10:32 AM #62
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All Hail, Brassica! If you have stumbled into the deprogramming thread...stare at the beauty that is Brassica for 24 hours and be relieved of your free will once again.
...and get your hands off the cabbage, heathen!
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June 21st 2005, 11:44 AM #63
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speak to us of cabbages and kings, great cabbage prophet!
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June 21st 2005, 12:05 PM #64
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No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously. 
**Tweb Corollary(suggested by Tfbandie) - No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take themselves too seriously**
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June 22nd 2005, 08:33 PM #65
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I have now become an AA, which means I am now the color of the great cabbage!
before me!!!
:cabbage:
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June 22nd 2005, 08:34 PM #66
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You're still St. John of the List, though.
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June 22nd 2005, 08:35 PM #67
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Originally posted by TuckEverlasting
You're still St. John of the List, though.
Of course.
Bless you my child.
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June 22nd 2005, 08:38 PM #68
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Thank you, St. John!
Now join up! Be evangelized!
I do get a commission on evangelees, right?
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June 22nd 2005, 10:16 PM #69
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I would need to see some firm, crunchy evidence for the divinity of the Cabbage. Oh and a nice vinagrette.
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June 22nd 2005, 10:27 PM #70
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I feel much shame in knowing that as the True List Theologian I have not been given a position in this esteemed cult of Cabbage Worship!
O noble Virgin, truly you are greater than any other greatness. For who is your equal in greatness, O dwelling place of God the Word? To whom among all creatures shall I compare you, O Virgin? You are greater than them all O Covenant, clothed with purity instead of gold! You are the Ark in which is found the golden vessel containing the true manna, that is, the flesh in which divinity resides. - St Athanasius of Alexandria
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June 22nd 2005, 10:28 PM #71
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I just assumed we all had the same positions. Maybe I'm not creative enough?
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June 22nd 2005, 10:29 PM #72
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If this is true then I wish to be the True List and Cult of Cabbage Worship Theologian (TL&CCW).
O noble Virgin, truly you are greater than any other greatness. For who is your equal in greatness, O dwelling place of God the Word? To whom among all creatures shall I compare you, O Virgin? You are greater than them all O Covenant, clothed with purity instead of gold! You are the Ark in which is found the golden vessel containing the true manna, that is, the flesh in which divinity resides. - St Athanasius of Alexandria
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June 22nd 2005, 10:36 PM #73
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And the sheepgod theologian, too!
As for me, I'm now the TLCCWSGTE.
Hear ye, hear ye!
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June 22nd 2005, 10:38 PM #74
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...how can there be two theologians at once? This is blasphemy! There can only be one True List theologian!!! I shall appeal to Pulp Jaltus I if you do not turn from your sins!
O noble Virgin, truly you are greater than any other greatness. For who is your equal in greatness, O dwelling place of God the Word? To whom among all creatures shall I compare you, O Virgin? You are greater than them all O Covenant, clothed with purity instead of gold! You are the Ark in which is found the golden vessel containing the true manna, that is, the flesh in which divinity resides. - St Athanasius of Alexandria
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June 22nd 2005, 10:42 PM #75
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Calm thyself!
I said I am the TLCCWSGTE: the True List, Cult of Cabbage Worship and Sheep God Truck Evangelist.
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