The Cult of Cabbage Worship

[Sparko]

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[Spiritus Naturae]

Alright! THIS is it! Lookey here, you cabbage hating filth and putrid scum that make up the overwhelming majority of TWeb...Your time has come! Your absolute and total subjugation is at hand! Repent! Repent, you heathen apostates! Soon the full force of the Cabbage Inquisitation shall begin!

Prepare ye the way of Brassica, the All Powerful and Pungent...you have been warned.

Have a nice day.

[Sparko]

Yea, for the leaf to everlasting slaw is a narrow one, but the leaf to destruction is a broad leaf indeed.

[Spiritus Naturae]

Yea, for the leaf to everlasting slaw is a narrow one, but the leaf to destruction is a broad leaf indeed.

Amen, brother John...amen.

[Teallaura]

But lo, there appeared the Great Llama of the Apocalypse and he did eat of the brassica and all the profane green cabbage, chewing them both going in and in the cud. And it was good, so he helped himself to the red....

:llamaride:

And the Llama did speak the terrifying words: "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S'cuse me!"
And the cabbage was no more.....

First Book of the Banana Rama Llama, Sutra II, verse 99

[Spiritus Naturae]

"...And behold, Brassica didst entangle his purely pure and pungent body Eternal and Everlasting round about the entrails of the Great Llama of the Apocalypse and his gastric discharge was his death rattle. Behold, Brassica, is freed and loosed upon the ages yet again! Behold the stench, behold!"

-The Great Tome of The One True Cabbage The Book of Brassica Chapter 28 verse 26-29

[eudyptes]

"...And behold, Brassica didst entangle his purely pure and pungent body Eternal and Everlasting round about the entrails of the Great Llama of the Apocalypse and his gastric discharge was his death rattle. Behold, Brassica, is freed and loosed upon the ages yet again! Behold the stench, behold!"

-The Great Tome of The One True RED Cabbage The Book of Brassica Chapter 28 verse 26-29

Had to correct your post, for the sake of accuracy of course

[Teallaura]

:llamaride:

And the brassica, transformed forever by the workings of the Mighty Llama Bowel, did cometh out in the natural way and createth the Isle of Stinky where no man liveth and there lieth the cabbage (sic) until the end of the world... or the first coming of Compost, whichevereth cometh firsteth.



First Book of the Banana Rama Llama, Sutra II, verse 991/2

[eudyptes]

until the end of the world... or the first coming of Compost, whichevereth cometh firsteth.

:mutt-snicker:

[Spiritus Naturae]

Had to correct your post, for the sake of accuracy of course

You villianous apostate! Turn or burn!

[Spiritus Naturae]

And the brassica, transformed forever by the workings of the Mighty Llama Bowel, did cometh out in the natural way and createth the Isle of Stinky where no man liveth and there lieth the cabbage (sic) until the end of the world... or the first coming of Compost, whichevereth cometh firsteth.



First Book of the Banana Rama Llama, Sutra II, verse 991/2

...Brassica didst declare upon defeating the gastro-intestinal monstrosity that was the Mighty Llama Bowel, "Rectum? I killed 'em!" and his triumph over all things was complete and the Isle he didst create was perfect and beautiful. All hail, pungence everlasting, Brassica forevermore.

-The Great Tome of The One True Cabbage The Book of Brassica Chapter 28 verse 34-35

[Spiritus Naturae]

From, "The Tome of The Great Cabbages of Infinity Past". Book The First Machination of Brassica the All Powerful and Pungent. Chapter 12 verses 37-42*

The First Machination of Brassica the All Powerful and Pungent

KarnSla, the flatulent and fearful, didst journey upon the green splendor of the all encompassing verdant magnificence that is Brassica and didst rejoice at the defeat of the colon most monstrous that once belonged to the weak and pathetic Llama of the Apocalypse. All hail, pungence everlasting, Brassica forevermore.

*Remember, Children of the Cabbage, all of our sacred texts are scribed upon the leafy flesh of cabbage heroes of the past.

[eudyptes]

didn't you mean

Turn or burnp!

[eudyptes]

...Brassica didst declare upon defeating the gastro-intestinal monstrosity that was the Mighty Llama Bowel, "Rectum? I killed 'em!" and his triumph over all things was complete and the Isle he didst create was perfect and beautiful. All hail, pungence everlasting, Brassica forevermore.

-The Great Tome of The One True RED Cabbage The Book of Brassica Chapter 28 verse 34-35

Still didn't get it right...jeesh.

and you forgot verse 36:
"And lo, all things came out in the end."

[Teallaura]

Still didn't get it right...jeesh.

and you forgot verse 36:
"And lo, all things came out in the end."