Corrupted wish game

[Dracula Girl]

Some of you may have played this game before, but for those who haven't, here is how it goes:

You grant a wish. More specifically, you grant the wish in the post directly above you. The thing is, you corrupt it when you grant it. For instance, if someone wished for "Fruits Basket", you could say "Granted, but it's an actual basket of wax fruit." Or if someone wished for long, luscious, silky black hair, you could say "Granted, but it is growing from the soles of your feet."

Then you make your own wish. One corruption per post, and one wish per post. You have to answer the wish above you. No perverted wishes or corruptions, but video game and anime references are of course welcome. Normal site rules naturally apply, and warrantee is void upon opening the thread.

(From my brother)

To start: I wish had a private airplane.

[Cu Mhorrigan]

Granted, but It was owned by a terrorist group who set it to go off when you get close to an Airliner.

[Dracula Girl]

Good one, but what was your wish?

[Cu Mhorrigan]

I wish that I had the ability to Change my shape and Appearance at will.

[Xavier]

I wish that I had the ability to Change my shape and Appearance at will.

Granted, but you can only change into forms of water... (Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!)

Wish: I want a vast sum of money.

[studyhound]

I wish that I had the ability to Change my shape and Appearance at will.

You cna change your shape but only as "form of (ENTER A TYPE OF WATER HERE)"

you appear but with out your close and in akward sitiation.

I wish I had a monkey.

[eudyptes]

Granted, but you can only change into forms of water... (Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!)

Wish: I want a vast sum of money.

and the dump trucks bring in 3 tons of Salt (used to be used as money...)


Wish I had vast amounts of gold.

[Xavier]

Wish I had vast amounts of gold.

Granted, but no one will be able to touch it.

[eudyptes]

Granted, but you won't be able to touch it.

I'll hire people to cash it in for me

[Xavier]

You misquoted me...

[semmie'ssister]

I wish I had a monkey.

granted, but the monkey is green and must always sit atop your head.

I wish I had a yacht.

[Xavier]

I wish I had a yacht.

Granted, but the interior will be bare and the anchor will always be down.

[eudyptes]

You misquoted me...

Prove it

:mutt-snicker:

[semmie'ssister]

Granted, but the interior will be bare and the anchor will always be down.

so what is your wish?

[Nosnomis]

Xavier, we are all waiting.