Corrupted wish game

[Teallaura]

Granted. You now weigh 15 lbs.

I wish I had good ankles

Granted, now your ankles are so good that they are wearing out your knees...

I wish I had a Belgium horse

(It's a kind of draft horse, guys...)

[docjam]

Granted. You now weigh 15 lbs.

I wish I had good ankles

granted but you lost them in the war and they're sitting in a jar at home on your top shelf, which you can't reach cuz you're in a wheelchair...

I wish there were a light on in this room...

[themuzicman]

Granted, but you never know where you're going to wind up.

I wish I could draw.

[Teallaura]

Granted. You're now guilty of cutting off my ankles and stealing them.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you can only teleport to the dentists office


Horse thing!

[Gideon Brown]

Granted, now your ankles are so good that they are wearing out your knees...

I wish I had a Belgium horse

(It's a kind of draft horse, guys...)

Granted, but it's three-legged.

I wish I were amphibious (y'know, like still be a human but with gills, too. Like to see you guys screw this one up!).

[Teallaura]

granted but you lost them in the war and they're sitting in a jar at home on your top shelf, which you can't reach cuz you're in a wheelchair...

I wish there were a light on in this room...

Granted, it's sitting on top of the room.



Horsey thingy!

[Teallaura]

Granted, but it's three-legged.

I wish I were amphibious (y'know, like still be a human but with gills, too. Like to see you guys screw this one up!).

Granted, but you have to spend the next five years as a tadpole....


I wish I had a pony! (Yeah, it's a theme! )

[Gideon Brown]

Granted, but you have to spend the next five years as a tadpole....

Oh, I'd too it, too! :cooldude:

I wish I had a pony! (Yeah, it's a theme! )

Granted, but it hates you.

I wish I could sail around the world.

[Tobias Reiper]

I wish I had a pony! (Yeah, it's a theme! )

Granted, but when the cool weather hits you realize that it was just a heat induced mirage, and you've really been brushing a pile of rocks.

I wish I had the three most common (as far as sci-fi goes) psionic powers (telekinesis, pyrokinesis, and mind control).

[Gideon Brown]

I wish I had the three most common (as far as sci-fi goes) psionic powers (telekinesis, pyrokinesis, and mind control).

Granted, but you only have them because you're a character in an RPG, which means you're controlled by me and/or Laura.

I wish I was a D&D character.

[Tobias Reiper]

Granted, but you only have them because you're a character in an RPG, which means you're controlled by me and/or Laura.

I wish I was a D&D character.

Granted, but you're a mage out of MP with too little gold to stay at an inn or buy potions. No groups want you, either, so you can't win potions in battle.

I wish I could travel between the middle ages and modern time at will.

[Gideon Brown]

Dang. And we all know you have to rest at an inn! Dang you, Final Fantasy!

[Tobias Reiper]

Dang. And we all know you have to rest at an inn! Dang you, Final Fantasy!

Well, you can also use potions to replenish MP, but you can't afford them or win them in battles.

[Gideon Brown]

Man. Don't I at least have a generic Player Character's Town Home^TM to rest at?

[Tobias Reiper]

Man. Don't I at least have a generic Player Character's Town Home^TM to rest at?

Nope, and I edited with a wish of my own once I realized I forgot it.