Corrupted wish game

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

Granted, but now you find yourself in a state resembling a permanent caffeine high and you've been awake for almost seven straight days. The good news is that you've almost completed writing your 1,000 page novel; the bad news is you're starting to see faces watching you from within your wallpaper and you're holding two way conversations with your cat.

I wish I could get paid without actually having to do anything.

[Teallaura]

Granted, but you are paid in Monopoly money.

What's wrong with having a two way conversation with a cat?


I wish Ivo were a small housecat.

[Teallaura]

Granted, but you are paid in Monopoly money.

What's wrong with having a two way conversation with a cat?


I wish Ivo were a small housecat.

[T-Shirt Ninja]

Wish granted, but Ivo never stops meowing and shredding your furniture with his claws no matter how hard you try to get him to stop.

I wish I had a cool, futuristic watch that could tell me all about life, the universe, and everything.

[T-Shirt Ninja]

Wish granted, but Ivo never stops meowing and shredding your furniture with his claws no matter how hard you try to get him to stop.

I wish I had a cool, futuristic watch that could tell me all about life, the universe, and everything.

[fm93]

Granted. You now have a watch that COULD tell you about all that, but WON'T.

I wish for nothing.

[Ben Zwycky]

Granted, the Nothing destroys all of Fantasia and then begins devouring the Earth.

I wish to have a nice fun time with my kids without any of them fighting or getting hurt or sick.

[fm93]

Granted, but they have impossibly long and/or difficult names, like Bastian Balthasar Bux and Carl Conrad Coreander and Pyornkrachzark. So you can't pronounce or even remember their names, which makes the fun times very awkward whenever you have to address them.


I wish for balm in Gilead.

[Teallaura]

Granted, "There is a Balm in Gilead" is the only song on any station on your car radio - no matter if you get a new radio or even a new car.

I wish you were an Oscar Meyer weiner....

[fm93]

Granted. You're the buns to my weiner.


























I wish I could say that with a straight face.

[KingsGambit]

You can, but only because you have lockjaw.

I wish the Twilight series had never been written.

[fm93]

Granted. Stephanie Meyer wrote an even worse series instead.

I wish Canada didn't exist.

[Teallaura]

Granted - it's Britania instead and still a colony.

I wish I had a My Little Pony ^TM

[T-Shirt Ninja]

Granted, but she annoys you constantly with her high pitched voice.

I wish I didn't need glasses or contacts.

[KingsGambit]

Granted, but you have 20/2 vision, and it gets old very fast.

I wish Pluto were still a planet.