Corrupted wish game

[princesa]

Granted, but then you realize every time you blink something you are looking at disappears. Pretty soon you are left all alone except for a piece of glass you find on the ground. You pick it up and see your reflection and begin to cry. As you blink away the tears, you realize you were looking at yourself when you blinked. "uh-oh!" Poof! You blink yourself away.

I wish I you hadn't blinked me away too!

oh yay ! I finally disappeared! this made me happy

i wish all wishes on this thread would enjoy the privilege of having an end result that would make princesa happy

edit- oh yeah, your wish is granted. You're right in front of me eating a veggie burger

[KingsGambit]

Granted, but your standards for happiness become warped so that you can enjoy absolutely anything.

I wish Gangnam Style would become the national anthem of the US.

[Sparko]

Granted, but your standards for happiness become warped so that you can enjoy absolutely anything.

I wish Gangnam Style would become the national anthem of the US.

Granted. but it's already so corrupted a wish that it comes true as is.

I wish Bacon tasted like Beer.

[Bill the Cat]

Granted... but it comes with a pre-existent taste tester which forces you to drink with it...

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I wish I had an oscar meyer weenie mobile!

[Sparko]

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Intermission...

[Teallaura]

I know P already got this one, but...

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I wish America had less peanuts and more love.

Granted, but now several hundred Georgia and Alabama peanut farmers are on your doorstep intent on showing you their 'love'... with farm implements...

And we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress...

I wish I had an oscar meyer weenie mobile!

Granted, and it's the only car you have which runs whenever you have a job interview...

I wish I had a nicer bed.

[MaxVel]

I know P already got this one, but...



Granted, but now several hundred Georgia and Alabama peanut farmers are on your doorstep intent on showing you their 'love'... with farm implements...

And we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress...


Granted, and it's the only car you have which runs whenever you have a job interview...

I wish I had a nicer bed.

Granted. Now you need nicer pillows, nicer sheets, nicer pillow cases, a nicer duvet, nicer bedside tables, a nicer ensuite... ...by the time you've remodelled your entire house to match the nicer bed, you're up to your neck in debt.


I wish Steve Jobs had been a nicer person.

[Rivonu]

Granted. But Steve Jobs becomes so nice that he gives away all of his money and assets to the poor and Apple.Inc becomes Bankrupt.

I wish I can get free video games for life.

[Ben Zwycky]

Granted, all the buggiest games abandoned by studios and released unfinished are automatically downloaded to all your hard drives, consoles and mobile devices every hour, leaving no room for anything that actually works properly.

I wish for wisdom.

[Teallaura]

Granted, you now have enough sense not to post in this thread.

I wish for a yacht.